News4 days ago

Residents and Students flooded in Wellington areas

On Monday afternoon on the 20th April, the Wellington region’s wet weather suddenly increased, leading to flooding in various areas. Suburbs such as Vogeltown, Berhampore, Island Bay, Newtown, and Kingston, suffered damage both due to the

Nexus Breaks The News: 

Over enthusiastic conductor sends $2m violin flying:  Why the fuck was someone playing a violin that was worth $2m in the first place?? This seems like an entirely preventable incident.

News4 days ago

LUXON LUCKS-OUT... SO LUX-IS-IN 

On the 21st of April, during a National party caucus meeting, Christopher Luxon initiated a vote of no confidence upon himself, a vote the National party leader and current prime minister survived. This comes after the 1News-Verian Poll placed the National

News4 days ago

Hawaiki takes the stage 

Just before cultural hour, a group of 22 students took the stage at the Pa, performing a mix of song and dance. The students, aged 13 and 14, were visiting

Entertainment4 days ago

Soundcheck - Issue 8 2026

Stepping up from four letter words  After a lot of suspense, June 12th 2026 is set to be the date for the release of Olivia Rodrigo’s third studio album, ‘you seem pretty

Editorial4 days ago

An Open Letter to Old People: Gen Z Don’t Like AI 

Japan is turning footsteps into energy… jk.  But that’s an example of one of the many ways AI is enclosing the internet. We, as young people, have seen its slow creep into our

Entertainment4 days ago

Horoscopes

Aries-How are those SSRI’s working out… you’ve forgotten to take them again, haven’t you    Taurus- Happy Taurus season queen! Make sure all your non Taurus friends give you 50 bucks as they are legally required to    Gemini- If

Entertainment4 days ago

SCIENTISTS ARE VANISHING AND ITS ALL THE GOVERNMENTS FAULT *NOT CLICKBATE*

There are two ways to read the story of the missing and dead American scientists. The first is the official version: a series of unrelated tragedies involving researchers working in

Entertainment4 days ago

Random Audit: COMPX101 Introduction to Programming 

Whilst I was under the impression that afternoon lectures started at ten past the hour, when I walked into L.G.01 at eight minutes past twelve, the class was already a

Entertainment4 days ago

Burger Tacos

  This recipe is a personal favourite, it’s super easy if you’re lazy and doesn’t suck shit like most of the other despair meals that have been in this magazine. Ingredients are pretty simple, its cheap (kinda) and you

Reviews4 days ago

Coachella

Rating: 4/5 Okay so we all grew up watching Coachella videos on YouTube, right? Right. But what’s it actually like to be a peasant at one of the world’s biggest festivals? Unfortunately, it’s pretty incredible.   Listen,

Reviews4 days ago

Pretty... Lame

Rating: 3/5 Pretty Lethal, the action thriller starring Uma Therman and Maddie Ziegler is pretty damn lethal to the eyes. The plot has great potential – five ballerinas travel to Istanbul but TRAGICALLY ARE TRAPPED IN

Reviews4 days ago

Euphoria Episode 2 

SPOILER WARNING  Euphoria episode 2 wasn’t any less inane than episode 1, however a little less disgusting. Amazingly we got blessed with a Maddy opening scene, who is deservingly living her best

Editorial1 week ago

A Rant About Humanities

Toby gave me 48 hour notice to write this editorial because he didn’t want to do it so now I’m going to convince you to study humanities:  When choosing a degree pathway, one question remains: Is the humanities

Entertainment1 week ago

Horoscopes - Issue 7 2026

Aries: Having a good day? Cool! Listen to Sun Bleached Flies by Ethel Cain to make it way better. I promise.  Taurus: That green Macbook neo is not calling your name. It’s actually really fucking ugly, not cute and nostalgic.

News1 week ago

Opinion - Ice cream or Pit of Doom?

Look, I’m not gonna tell you who to vote for. If I did, I would rather I would get paid for it and currently I’m not, so free advertising is off the table. There’s a growing discourse around

News1 week ago

That vs This - AI Use 

For:  If there’s one thing anyone could have seen coming from a mile away, it’s AI. It may be “new technology” to the general public, but it’s been in development since the 1950s, and a recurring character

Entertainment1 week ago

Record Store Day 2026 

Let me paint you a picture: Once a year, a few hundred titles which have never before been released on vinyl get pressed and distributed globally. Each record gets pressed anywhere between

Reviews1 week ago

Bojack Horseman- Escape from LA

Rating: 5/5 Bojack Horseman is constantly controversial in my mind- I flop between hating him because he’s an asshole, to feeling terrible for him because his life is falling apart,

Reviews1 week ago

It doesn’t feel like Euphoria

Rating: -2/5 If you’re a Euphoria fan that hasn’t seen the new episode, then skip this because I am about to spoil it. It was good. It wasn’t amazing, or mind blowing, it was just an episode of

Reviews1 week ago

Goodbye Julia

Rating: 4/5 Set in the years leading up to the secession of South Sudan, Goodbye Julia tells the tale of an unlikely friendship between two women in a racially divided

Entertainment1 week ago

Recipe - Nachos

If you haven’t been taught how to make nachos by a school cooking class or your mum by now, I’m disappointed. So I’m going to teach you instead. You will

Entertainment1 week ago

Random Audit - SOCIO101 

Not only do I have no business crashing a lecture for a class I’m not in, I have even less business in a sociology 101 tutorial where the tutor is completely unaware I’m not supposed to be

News1 week ago

OUR CHRISIS

Chrisis… I think I’ve mentioned the word in an article before, but to rip the bias tape off and walk through the door in broad daylight: I don’t think Labour really knows what

News1 week ago

Hamilton Gardens Entry Fee Increase 

Hamilton City Council is proposing increasing the price of entry into the enclosed Hamilton Gardens for non-residents.   If implemented, the price of entry would rise to $27.50 to anyone aged over 16

Uncategorized1 week ago

University of Canterbury Bans Cultural Wear 

Canterbury is facing a wave of backlash after Ken McEwen’s (Head of Security at UC) controversial decision to ban keffiyehs from graduation ceremonies was announced earlier this week.  The policy, introduced by regional

Nexus Breaks the News - Issue 7 2026

Secret apartment in US mall went unnoticed for four years:  This is the type of shit that would have had me convinced I could do this in the base when

Uncategorized1 week ago

Presidents Desk - Issue 7 2026

What are we doing? Why aren’t we more pissed? I spent $30 on fuel yesterday and it felt like it was only enough to get me to the next fuel

Te Ao Māori1 week ago

Kōrero Mai - Issue 7 2026

Tauira Māori on campus   Māne (Monday)  Tūrei (Tuesday)  Wenerei (Wednesday)  Hoki atu ki tō kāinga – Just go home   Nā Elyse Rahiri   Only a quarter of the way through the year and already most of us are feeling a

Entertainment2 weeks ago

Blind Date - Issue 6 2026

He is a 20-year-old third year that was looking for Miss Right that he could plan his environment around. She is a 19-year-old Nursing student looking for Mr Right now.