Nexus Breaks the News – Issue 18

#FUMBLEOFTHECENTURY 
No, this isn’t about Penk’s failure to overthrow the government. No, this isn’t about Luxon basically giving TOP over to the left bloc right before they got kingmaker status. This is about your flatmate locking himself in his bedroom after texting “W Tits” to a woman on Hinge.  
 
At least 60 buildings collapse in Columbia after earthquakes 
where are they going to store all of their cocaine now? They’re going to have to get creative, and fast. 
 
Chris bishop blocks council policy plan to cut back on forestry waste 
It seems like Bishop is all good with a culture of ‘no’ after all – As long as that no isn’t stopping him from getting consent, of course.  

A Not-so Different Avenue  

A new secondhand shop has opened in Hamilton, stocking entirely second hand items ranging from preloved knitwear to designer New Zealand brands – which are apparently a thing we have – What makes this op shop different than all the others? Ummm, welllllllll… It’s probably a lot more expensive!