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I heard from my flattie – 1st May 2023

Waikato University to be the first institute in New Zealand to provide a course lectured by AI.

With ChatGPT gaining popularity, it looks like our uni is trying to counter plagiarism by bringing its very own J.A.R.V.I.S. Or Skynet. We’re doomed. 

 

Aunty Cindy wanted to ban Tinder when she was in office.

She realised it was filled with a bunch of fuckwits, and that STDs were spreading faster than lice in primary school. Stay safe out there. 

 

Hamilton is in the top ten cities to live.

Yeah that’s right, so stop complaining about living here. Up the Tron. 

 

Travis Scott confirms that his ex-flame and baby mama Kylie Jenner is romantically involved with Timothée Chalamet. 

“It could have been worse,” he told our source. “It could have been Pete Davidson.”

 

Pochettino to the rescue! 

 

Former Tottenham Hotspur manager returning to the club following their 6-1 defeat against Newcastle (I’m manifesting over here).

 
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