Aries Chucky – You’re fuck off annoying and have a short temper. Despite looking like a bitch, you somehow manage... Read More
Pisces Be so fucking for real right now, you’re only watching The Last of Us because you saw that Pedro... Read More
Aries Try structuring your life differently. Maybe like a classic sitcom structure, A plot, B plot, C plot and... Read More
AQUARIUS JAN 20 – FEB 18 Remember, small acts of bravery like asking out someone in your lecture may lead... Read More
AQUARIUS JAN 20 – FEB 18 Saturn’s rings move through the Aquarius cluster. You may notice more people getting engaged,... Read More
AQUARIUS JAN 20 – FEB 18 There is potential for great joy for you this week in a randomly chosen... Read More
Pisces – I want you to take a deep breath with me. What’s that? You can’t not cough because of... Read More
Pisces Emotions are running wild this week Pisces, but you know how to keep them in check. Splitting a... Read More
Aries You break all the rules. You’re impulsive, impatient, and hot-headed. You’ll last a while, and then walk straight into... Read More
AQUARIUS JAN 20 – FEB 18 This week will force you to confront the difference between choice and consequence. Know... Read More
AQUARIUS JAN 20 – FEB 18 This week is a time to express your desire free from kink shaming. The... Read More
AQUARIUS JAN 20 – FEB 18 The gas giant Jupiter departs, and it was a close call. A narrowly avoided... Read More