Aries
Just because you’re a fire sign doesn’t mean you have to burn all your bridges.
Taurus
I have no beef with taurus, keep pushing sis.
Gemini
Stop lying to the hot girl in your dms that you can play an instrument.
Cancer
Because who needs a therapist when you can over analyse every single emotion yourself?
Leo
Didn’t your parents teach you “Treat others the way you want to be treated”?
Virgo
Stop being so hard on yourself- no one cares about your ig story time.
Libra
Why make a decision when you can spend hours weighing the pros and cons?”
Scorpio
Why hold a grudge for a day when you can hold it for a lifetime?
Sagittarius
Boldly going where no one asked them to go.
Capricorn
Just because your birthday is close to Christmas doesn’t mean you’re Jesus.
Aquarius
If you keep cutting off people when they make small mistakes, you’ll never find love.
Pisces
You give off “cries while mad.”