REVIEWS

  • Reviews1 week ago

    Hockey, Sex, and a Lot More Love. 

    Rating: 3/5  The Long Game by Rachel Reid is a deeply emotional and satisfying sequel that proves you too, can make it out of situationship territory. Reid takes the chemistry, humour, and devotion that

  • Reviews1 week ago

    Off Campus, more like Off Script  

    Rating: 2/5  Based on a series of books by Elle Kennedy, Off Campus is Prime’s newest sultry, hockey romance show that is guaranteed to fill the Heated Rivalry-shaped-hole in your heart. The show

  • Reviews1 week ago

    Tomodachi Life: Living The Dream  

    Rating: 5/5 I initially considered and was asked whether I wanted to review this game as part of my Revealing Reviews column. Truth be told, there is nothing more satirical

  • Reviews2 weeks ago

    A Cure For Wellness

    Rating: 1/5 Directed by Gore Verbinski, the 2016 movie A Cure For Wellness is arguably one of the more fucked up things I’ve ever seen, and that’s coming from a horror/thriller fanatic.   The story follows Lockhart, a young businessman, who is

  • Reviews2 weeks ago

    Hairy macalery 

    Rating: -1/5 Brace yourselfs, spell check is OFF, Dignity is GONE and im Disylesic AF (hopefully someone makes it readable). so i picked up this book called Hairy Maclary from Donaldsons Dairy and straight away I knew

  • Reviews3 weeks ago

    Practice superhuman abilities

    Rating: 4/5 Did anyone else do this constantly as a kid? And when is everyone going to admit that we – yes we, I know I’m not alone in this – still do so??

  • Reviews3 weeks ago

    Have an interview with yourself in the mirror

    Rating: 3/5 Highly recommend. I find myself doing this all the time, and I have done so since I was a kid. Not only is it an imagination exercise, but it

  • Reviews3 weeks ago

    Hamilton Gardens

    Rating: 5/5 Hamilton gardens are free! Wes free, and while you kinda need a car to get there, it is a pretty good spot to wander around pretending your degree still has a ROI.

  • Reviews1 month ago

    Auckland Tattoo Studio

    Rating: 2/5 As a girly with, now, thirteen tattoos, I have been in tattoo studios of all sorts. I have had tattoos done by apprentices, senior artists, drunk artists looking

  • Reviews1 month ago

    GENER8TION & YUNG LEAN – STORM

    Rating: -3/5 Yung Lean’s new song is trite shit. Fantano was right. I knew this for sure when, lashed by the sun and staving off offerings of gear, I watched him & Bladee project themselves in

  • Reviews1 month ago

    The Anarchy by William Dalrymple

    Rating: 5/5 William Dalrymple’s The Anarchy is a cautionary tale about what happens when a corporation is left dangerously unregulated. Set in the distant east, the book navigates the story of the

  • Reviews1 month ago

    Pretty... Lame

    Rating: 3/5 Pretty Lethal, the action thriller starring Uma Therman and Maddie Ziegler is pretty damn lethal to the eyes. The plot has great potential – five ballerinas travel to Istanbul but TRAGICALLY ARE TRAPPED IN

  • Reviews1 month ago

    Coachella

    Rating: 4/5 Okay so we all grew up watching Coachella videos on YouTube, right? Right. But what’s it actually like to be a peasant at one of the world’s biggest festivals? Unfortunately, it’s pretty incredible.   Listen,

  • Reviews1 month ago

    Euphoria Episode 2 

    SPOILER WARNING  Euphoria episode 2 wasn’t any less inane than episode 1, however a little less disgusting. Amazingly we got blessed with a Maddy opening scene, who is deservingly living her best

  • Reviews1 month ago

    Goodbye Julia

    Rating: 4/5 Set in the years leading up to the secession of South Sudan, Goodbye Julia tells the tale of an unlikely friendship between two women in a racially divided

  • Reviews1 month ago

    It doesn’t feel like Euphoria

    Rating: -2/5 If you’re a Euphoria fan that hasn’t seen the new episode, then skip this because I am about to spoil it. It was good. It wasn’t amazing, or mind blowing, it was just an episode of

  • Reviews1 month ago

    Bojack Horseman- Escape from LA

    Rating: 5/5 Bojack Horseman is constantly controversial in my mind- I flop between hating him because he’s an asshole, to feeling terrible for him because his life is falling apart,

  • Reviews1 month ago

    The Drama

    Rating: 2/5 A24’s The Drama (2025), directed by Kristoffer Borgli, is a razor-sharp satire that skewers modern Hollywood with gleeful abandon.   Starring Zendaya as a fading starlet navigating auditions, breakdowns, and absurd industry

  • Reviews1 month ago

    U by Underscores

    Rating: 4/5 April Harper Grey is an artpop/hyperpop artist known as Underscores. She frequently collaborates with other experimental pop adjacent artists such as Jane Remover and Danny Brown, whilst having her own unique

  • Reviews1 month ago

    Kokuho

    Rating: 4/5 It’s not every day that you watch a movie that, despite its slow pace, absolutely captivates you. Recently, I stumbled across a movie called Kokuho. Directed by Lee Sang-il, Kokuho dives into

  • Reviews2 months ago

    Malignant

    Rating: 4 As an avid horror movie fan, I liked to think I could predict how the story was going to go, but this one really had me stumped, and

  • Reviews2 months ago

    Avatar: Fire and Ash

    Rating: 2 Because I didn’t look properly at the specifics of the showing, I walked into the theatre and ended up watching the newest Avatar movie in 3D, which wasn’t

  • Reviews2 months ago

    Miyazaki 

    Rating: 4 For many people in the arts, creation is central to identity. I’m in that group. I put a little bit of myself in everything I do. Consequently, I am a huge

  • Reviews2 months ago

    IT'S FALL. 

    Time for my bi-annual re-watch of Cartoon Network’s Over The Garden Wall. (Those who are politically correct also watch it in September as the creators intended.)  It’s a heartwarming story about two brothers getting lost in The

  • Reviews2 months ago

    Manosphere Madness 

    Louis Theroux: Inside the Manosphere is a compelling but uneven look at misogynistic online influencers and the young men drawn to them. The film effectively exposes an ecosystem where outrage and

  • Reviews2 months ago

    The Australian Grand Prix; A review from a fan

    Rating: +3 I flew to Melbourne last week to watch the 2026 f1 season opener in person, so here is my review of how it was run, and what they

  • Reviews2 months ago

    Resident Evil Requiem

    Ok gang, let’s talk about Resident Evil Requiem. For starters, I’m a big fan of Capcom and have been playing their games for about 8 years now. I was first

  • Reviews2 months ago

    Debí Tirar Más Fotos World Tour (5/5) 

    There are no words to describe this event. I genuinely fked myself going to this concert because after this there won’t be any better concert to go to. Benito is a great guy, one

  • Reviews2 months ago

    ? By Bassvictim.

    Propelled to the forefront of the whole electroclash/knitted sweater/no-its-not-indie-sleaze-dont-call-it-that London/New York “scene” with their two 2025 albums Basspunk 2 and Forever, Bassvictim’s Ike Clatman and Maria Monrow have had an open messiness to their image that

  • Reviews3 months ago

    The Moment

    +4  Charli XCX’s new film The Moment is both a cringe-fest and a beautiful commentary on modern pop music, set to bratty beats we know and love. While the British popstar isn’t the greatest actress of all

  • Reviews3 months ago

    Bridgerton: Do Better 

    1/5  The fourth season of Netflix’s Bridgerton takes us beyond the surface-level luxury of the Ton and into the servant’s quarters, showing us the Cinderella-esque Sophie Baek and her blossoming romance with one

  • Shows3 months ago

    Heated Rivalry: It’s gay, not queer 

    -4/5  If you’ve had any internet access in the last few months, you would have heard of the mega-hit TV show Heated Rivalry. What you might not have heard about it, is that it’s pretty

  • Reviews3 months ago

    Wuthering Heights

    Rating: +2 “Come Undone” reads every poster for director Emerald Fennell’s latest venture, a film adaptation of Emily Brontë’s 1847 novel, “Wuthering Heights”. But this tagline begs the question, “will I, really come undone?”.  What

  • Reviews3 months ago

    Willoughby Tucker Forever Tour 13/02

    Southern Gothic meeting dream-pop meeting drone has landed in Auckland. Ethel Cain enchanted Auckland Town Hall on the two sexiest days of February 2026 – Friday the 13th and Valentine’s Day.

  • Reviews3 months ago

    “We’re here, baby!” - Lorde, Ultrasound Tour (11-2-26) 

    It’s a warm Auckland Wednesday, and Spark Arena is buzzing with excitement, and the smell of Ariana Grande perfume.      The Auckland-born singer Lorde (29) played the iconic New Zealand venue,

  • Reviews1 year ago

    REVIEWS

    ROLLING “STONED” REVIEWS – by Kyuss Maxwell In our typically surreal antics Nexus found a random stoner at the skatepark who was willing to review his fave underground local bands

  • Reviews1 year ago

    Reviews - 2/09

    Music – Short and Sweet (Sabrina Carpenter) 10/10  Sabrina Carpenter’s latest album ‘Short and Sweet’ is essentially an ovulation album. It’s incredibly horny but still delivered with class. It’s as

  • Reviews1 year ago

    Reviews - 5/8

    Umbrella Academy 8/10  I think we all need a reminder of what this show is about before we decide to commit ourselves to another season. The plot is basically just

  • Reviews1 year ago

    Reviews - 22/7

    Challengers (2024) 10/10  “Challengers,” is an absolute cinematic gem directed by Luca Guadagnino. Starring the radiant Zendaya, Mike Faist, and Josh O’Connor, it is a steamy blend of sports drama

  • Reviews1 year ago

    Reviews - 8/07

    H2O: Just Add Water 8/10   You know what? Maybe being a mermaid is fun and all, but I could never imagine not being able to relieve myself while standing in