Rating: -3/5
Yung Lean’s new song is trite shit. Fantano was right.
I knew this for sure when, lashed by the sun and staving off offerings of gear, I watched him & Bladee project themselves in AI Generated Dragonball Z style form at Laneway.
Now, I can’t blame Lean for trying to divorce himself from shit he was making when he was a teenager, $uicideboy$ and BONES have been doing the same emorap DOGSHIT for over a decade. But this isn’t the shot.
This is flaccid sex music for you, who has a libido mutilated by gear. This is the Palantir Softwears blue chorecoat of music. It is a sonic, algorithmic death star (both beam and been-beamed) speedrunning to the roots of your brain.
I heard this song a million times on Instagram reels for years before it actually dropped, before it was recorded, Storm is an idea that’s been percolating with the sawdust and piss on the Outback’s floor for months, made into a spirit by magician forces Above Earth Orbit as a spirit to possess Leandoer……………… AND I ABSOLUTELY REBUKE IT!
