Rating: -1/5
Brace yourselfs, spell check is OFF, Dignity is GONE and im Disylesic AF (hopefully someone makes it readable). so i picked up this book called Hairy Maclary from Donaldsons Dairy and straight away I knew I was in for something off
We start with this scruffy little lad, Hairy Maclary (already sounds like a bloke who owes me money), heading out for a walk. Normal activity, right? WRONG, This man starts assembling a whole squad. One by one. Like he’s building the bark-vengers excpet every new dog is somehoe more questionable than the last
First theres Hercules Morse (solid name, cant even hate), then Bottomley Potts (100% pays taxs on time), then Muffin McLay (definitely steals food, no debate), then Bitzer Maloney (no trust at all, hestweaking), and finally Schnitzel von Krumm… like bro is basicly a mop doing double shifts with them legs
At this point I’m thinking “okay cute? who we mugging? wheres the parental supervision? is shaggy going to adobt all of them or is this just orgainsed chaos?” where is Scooby in this?
Anyway bark-Vengers rolls though town snifing it out (not the good stuff either), till some shaggy cat cat named Scarface Claw enters the chat. This cat is described as the toughest tom in town andhonestly? I believe it. This guy doesnt pay rent, rent pays HIM.
Bark-Vengers, all 5 of them immediately fold. Full system crash, No barking, no teamwork, no group chat discussion… just instant panic. Absolute betrayal of the pack mentality. Hairy Maclary, fearless sumpreme leader, is suddenly Hairy Maclateral movement because man is GONE like he just remembered he left the stove on at home
yeah thats the whole story… feels short, Season 2? where was my character growth? my revenage arck. Side note though. the rhyming kinda slaps apart from reading it wrong 3 times. I rate it 7.5 scruffy dogs out of 10. Also Scarface Claw? That’s not a cat. That’s a life lesson that hits you one day.
