So, it’s the end of semester. A good chunk of you reading this are likely to be stressing out. You’ve had a great semester, made lots of new friends, new love and found out new things about yourself. Now you’re beginning to realise that you’re a little bit stuffed. All those funs times and missed assignments are coming back to bite you in the ass, and the university is helping it happen.

It’s been 92 days. A very long 92 days for some. But it’s almost at an end. The first semester of 2010 is almost over. It’s been 92 days and this equals 12 editions of the Nexus magazine. Over the last three months the Nexus magazine been an essential part of your Monday morning; informing you on what’s happening with the world, hopefully entertaining you a little and if nothing else, giving you something to read in the first few lectures of every week. So, in this edition we are looking back.

What a story Once upon a time, there was a small squirrel named Donkey who had nothing to do with Christianity, vegitarianism, vaginas, or Lettuce. He simply sat in his tree, happily eating acorns and occasionally throwing them at people. The end. -Nat THE UGLY TRUTH I’m just going out on a whim here but aren’t some of the most successful and rich people incredibly hideous? Again I battle ignorance and I may come across as superficial or vain in that I believe myself not to be ugly, but that’s not what I’m trying to project.

Dead Rising came out in 2006 and has since been made a platinum title. This means that you should be able to track down a copy for relatively cheap, or you can purchase and download it from Xbox Live Marketplace for around $20.

Three groups of Hamilton DJs and producers have united to put on the biggest re-orientation party that the city has ever seen. On July 17 Tronik DJs (JAG Promotions) will be teaming up with The Collective and The Hood Street Swingers club to put on Soundscape - a four club, five zones, one ticket party which will span Altitude, Gravity, The Bahama Hut and Axces. The first Soundscape" took place on the Saturday of this year’s O-week and sold out with over 1500 people.

In the past 2 weeks there were 25 burglaries in Hamilton East and adjoining rural areas. As shown on the map, several house break-ins occurred in areas near of Silverdale, Old Farm Rd and Naylor Street, Interestingly, 17 break-ins occurred between Friday and Monday which indicates that the majority happen over the long weekend period. So if you do go away over the weekend, and the house is vacant please make sure you lock it.

“The day wore on and the sharks were around, hundreds of them. You'd hear guys scream, especially late in the afternoon. Seemed like the sharks were the worst late in the afternoon than they were during the day. Then they fed at night too. Everything would be quiet and then you'd hear somebody scream and you knew a shark had got him” Woody Eugene James, Indianapolis Survivor

The Mechanics of Time Travel So how does time travel work? The simple version: It works. Ok? What more do you need to know? You are here, enjoy it. For those of you that require a more detailed description. WARNING: The following section may cause headaches.

Lasagna Meat is the most expensive ingredient in this lasagna, so stretch it further by adding cooked red lentils. Nice and cheap, lentils deliver protein and fibre without adding fat. Ingredients 1 onion, diced 2 cloves garlic, crushed 2T tomato paste 400g premium beef mince 2T soy sauce 2T chutney 1 400g tin chopped tomatoes 1 500g jar pasta sauce 1/2c red lentils 1 zucchini, grated 2T butter 2T flour 2c milk 1c cheese, grated Salt and pepper to taste Pre-cooked pasta sheets Extra cheese for topping Large pinch Italian herbs