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Which NRL team are you?

While this won’t have all 17 clubs in the league, I’m going to choose a simple 5 so that it’s not too complicated for me to write. Also this isn’t me explaining the rules of league, but I can if you need. Otherwise watch a youtube video and report back 😎

 

What’s your favourite drink?

 

  1. Draught
  2. Xports
  3. VBS
  4. Lion Red
  5. Codys

 

What’s your favourite weather condition?

 

  1. Sunny
  2. Rainy 
  3. Windy
  4. Cloudy
  5. Thunderstorm

 

What’s your favourite colour?

 

  1. Red
  2. Blue
  3. Yellow
  4. Green
  5. Purple

 

What’s your favourite type of animal?

 

  1. Dog
  2. Cat
  3. Rat
  4. Bird
  5. Cow

 

Where do you want to live post-grad?

 

  1. On the beach
  2. Somewhere rural
  3. Big City Life
  4. Hometown
  5. Somewhere busy

 

What’s your coffee order?

 

  1. Iced Latte
  2. Cappuccino
  3. Tea
  4. Instant
  5. Flat White

 

Pick a music genre

 

  1. Pop
  2. Indie 
  3. Garage Rock
  4. Reggae
  5. Rap

 

Pick a NRL tiktok boy

 

  1. Jordan Riki & Reece Walsh 🗼
  2. Nathan Cleary
  3. Latrell Mitchell
  4. Shaun Johnson
  5. Cameron Munster

 

Mostly 1’s — Brizzy Broncos

 

Tiktok is your home and you can’t click away. Your knowledge of all things league is from the memes of Reece Walsh and his… anyway. 

 

 

Mostly 2’s — Penrith Panthers

 

You’re a classic, a friend everyone can count on. There’s no one who majorly hates you but you’re still a bit of a prick because you know how cool you are. 

 

 

Mostly 3’s — South Sydney Rabbitohs

 

I won’t use big words, so you don’t get confused. But you’re doing great my friend. Keep it up 🥰

 

 

Mostly 4’s — New Zealand Warriors

 

You’re a classic but you can’t make your mind up on shit. Are you here, are you there? Neither, you’re 6th on the table. 

 

 

Mostly 5’s — Melbourne Storm

 

I have nothing to add here. Except that you WANT everyone to know who you are. Always the Leo of every group and somehow never know that it’s time to stop talking. 

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