With O-week approaching, many of us are preparing for a week long bender. Some of us are repeat offenders of the sesh, with O-week being light work – whereas some of us have never experienced a week of bingeing substances and bad decisions. So, with that in mind, here are some ‘Dos & Don’ts’ of the sesh:
- Do buy the trendiest Vodka RTDS: not only will they work as a great accessory in your Insta photos, but they taste the exact same going down as they do coming back up.
- Do BYO nicotine device, nobody wants to give you a ciggie to watch you bum puff it or listen to you say, ‘giz a hoon’ on repeat.
- Do let out all your deepy darkys to some stranger you’ve just met, chances are you won’t remember it in the morning, and they’ll forever remember you as the person with crippling daddy issues.
- Do remember your house keys, your flatmates don’t want to be woken up to you sending a stick into their bedroom and you don’t want to try and Spiderman it into the open upstairs window. mooning the whole street in the process.
- Don’t be a complete dick, no amount of alcohol makes up for your racist comments.
- Don’t vomit in places other than the toilet or outside – you’re not going to become very popular vomiting on some random lounge floor.
- Don’t buy a 4 pack, just admit self-defeat and buy baby formula since you want to act like one.
- Don’t leave your mate by themselves, nobody wants to be left alone in Hamilton, let alone in the dark.
- Don’t buy drinks in the Outback or House, you have pockets for a reason.
- Don’t dress practically. Beauty is pain and who cares if your new shoes get vomit on them?!
- Don’t smoke weed after you’ve been drinking. Trust me. Do it before.
