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Your Guide to: Girl Dinner

Ladies, gather around! We’ve stumbled upon an ancient and mysterious culinary secret that has been passed down through the generations, known only to a select few: the art of preparing a “Girl Dinner.” But don’t be fooled by the name; this isn’t just any dinner. It’s a dinner that caters exclusively to the whims, desires, and caprices of the better sex. So, without further ado, let’s embark on a culinary journey through the enchanting world of a “Girl Dinner”.

 

The Pink Aesthetic

 

If Barbie taught us anything, it’s that it’s not stink to like pink. First things first, let’s set the mood. Paint your entire dining room pink – from the walls to the cutlery. Scatter rose petals and fairy lights generously, and replace the chairs with plush unicorn-shaped bean bags. After all, everyone knows that girls are biologically programmed to gravitate towards pink and unicorns.

 

The Menu

 

Now, for the pièce de résistance – the menu. Remember, a “Girl Dinner” is all about catering to those dainty taste buds. Start with plate kale chips. They’re not just visually appealing; they also detoxify your chakras or something.

 

For the main course, prepare avocado toast with a side of avocado toast. Because if there’s one thing girls love more than avocado toast, it’s MORE avocado toast. Oh and Salami. You cannot forget the salami.

 

The Dessert

 

Ah, dessert, the true essence of any “Girl Dinner”. Serve a dessert that’s as extra as your ex’s new boyfriend. Consider a tower of macarons that rivals the Eiffel Tower in complexity, or perhaps a pink and gold-dusted cake adorned with edible pearls. Or, for my more introspective individuals, yoghurt and two fresh raspberries will suffice.

 

And there you have it, the ultimate guide to preparing a “Girl Dinner”. Remember, the key to success is to embrace the stereotypes, exaggerate them to the max, and serve up a heavy dose of satire. After all, who needs a gender-specific dinner when everyone can enjoy a good meal, great company, and a hearty laugh?

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