4 days deep fuck going to sleep – on the… bark?
Greyhound trainer banned for two years after winning dog tests positive for meth.
Checkmate, your rook is hit and sunk. Boom! Battleship
The world of chess has hit a gripping low, with five-time world champion Magnus Carlsen resigning from an online match against American teenager Hans Niemann after making just one move. Ooh!
Notice me senpai. Love me Charles Desu.
British High Commissioner to New Zealand, Iona Thomas, is confident the relationship between New Zealand and the UK will remain strong under King Charles III despite tensions around the Treaty of Waitangi. She has said King Charles is aware of past wrongs.
All you need is the Tendertip
The asparagus harvesting season has begun, but growers’ fields are still partly underwater from recent flooding. Cam Lewis of Horowhenua’s Tendertips Asparagus said they cranked up their packhouse last week, but they had to get to the produce first.
What is this, analytics for ants?
The world’s human population is forecast to surpass 8 billion in the coming months. Compared to ants, that is a mediocre milestone – with an estimated total of 20 quadrillion, or approximately 2.5 million for every human.
If I see one more picture of… oh it’s Emma the Pony!!
Emma, the Queen’s fell pony, greeted the procession, standing in a gap in the floral tributes on The Long Walk – an avenue leading to Windsor Castle.
