Pisces
Emotions are running wild this week Pisces, but you know how to keep them in check. Splitting a bag.
Oscar Snub: Amsterdam
Cancer
So, what’s it like being the annoying friend who doesn’t know when it’s time to stop talking? Yeah that’s what I thought.
Oscar Snub: Hit the Road
Scorpio
Take a moment with me. In through the nose and out through the mouth. Look, that’s the longest you’ve gone without mentioning your small business.
Oscar Snub: Hit the Road
Libra
Now’s the time to start planting your garden and sowing your roots. Or sewing your roots ripped up jocks. Whatever tickles your fancy e hoa.
Oscar Snub: Pearl
Gemini
Fuck everyone around you. Figuratively and physically. Fuck them all bro.
Oscar Snub: The Woman King
Aquarius
Uni has begun but you’re falling behind. It’s time to just pull your finger and get onto immersing yourself in the world of study. Or something like that. I don’t know bro.
Oscar Snub: Sissy
Virgo
You need to understand that people aren’t going to understand you. You’re underrated and you’re underappreciated in your life.
Oscar Snub: Nope
Capricorn
You know you’re that bitch. And you shouldn’t be afraid of change. Cap seasons ended but your year has just begun. Flourish my earth Queens and Kings
Oscar Snub: X
Taurus
You’re all about flying under the radar at the moment, making sure you’re safe to spread your wings. Your time is coming, prep accordingly (buy a douche).
Oscar Snub: Alice, Darling
Leo
Okay miss thing. I see your confidence but what I don’t see is you picking up a dish brush and cleaning those caked on pots and pans. Kōtiro ma.
Oscar Snub: See how they run
Sagittarius
Do you smell that? Is that your bad-ass attitude? Yes.
Oscar Snub: The Cathedral
Aries
I want to commend you on something this week, Aries. You’re here and that’s all we need to appreciate. Lots of love.
Oscar Snub: Till