Aries
Try structuring your life differently. Maybe like a classic sitcom structure, A plot, B plot, C plot and a running joke.
Taurus
Don’t be insecure about your nipples! Everyone’s nipples are different, whether that be size, shape, colour, texture, pointiness, hairiness, amount of dimples, flavour or circumference.
Gemini
Honey, you have GOT to fix up that whole situation going on with your lashes, it is a hot mess.
Cancer
Stop putting off that thing that you keep saying you want to try. Either do it or admit to yourself that it isn’t actually that important to you.
Leo
Get a better star sign. Leo is just like, a name.
Virgo
Be less sensitive to other communities. Being scared of things that are different is what makes us human.
Libra
Change your opinion on hummus. Whatever ur opinion on hummus is right now, change it to the opposite opinion.
Scorpio
See some things that you haven’t seen before. Whether that be checking out new bar or a new category of porn is up to you.
Sagittarius
Catch up with that series that you like, a new season just came out and apparently its pretty good.
Capricorn
Your sign sounds like if a capsicum was mixed with a unicorn. So, live your life more like a fruity unicorn. More than you are already.
Aquarius
You HAVE got what it takes to run for local government, don’t let friends and family and logic tell you otherwise.
Pisces
Try eating things that you haven’t tried before. Like Dragonfruit, or if you’ve tried that, maybe some escargot, and if you’ve tried that maybe just eat some moss idk.
