Horoscopes

Aries Chucky – You’re fuck off annoying and have a short temper. Despite looking like a bitch, you somehow...

Pisces – I want you to take a deep breath with me. What’s that? You can’t not cough because...

Pisces Be so fucking for real right now, you’re only watching The Last of Us because you saw that...

Pisces   Emotions are running wild this week Pisces, but you know how to keep them in check. Splitting...

Aries    Try structuring your life differently. Maybe like a classic sitcom structure, A plot, B plot, C plot...

Aries You break all the rules. You’re impulsive, impatient, and hot-headed. You’ll last a while, and then walk straight...

AQUARIUS JAN 20 – FEB 18 Remember, small acts of bravery like asking out someone in your lecture may...

AQUARIUS JAN 20 – FEB 18 This week will force you to confront the difference between choice and consequence....

AQUARIUS JAN 20 – FEB 18  Saturn’s rings move through the Aquarius cluster. You may notice more people getting...

AQUARIUS JAN 20 – FEB 18  This week is a time to express your desire free from kink shaming....