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How to Practise Safe Sesh… (lol get it?)

University students are going to experiment with illicit substances. Nexus is aware of this and cares about students being safe. 

 

We hit the streets and asked the biggest stoners and sesh feigns we know for tips on how to stay safe before, during and after the sesh. Our sources would like to remain anonymous.

 

Here’s what they reckon: 

 

Tip #1 – Safety in numbers. 

If you’re sussing from someone new that you’ve never sussed from before, it’s important to bring a friend along with you. Most drug dealers are nice people. But just in case, it’s always good to take a friend with you or let someone close to you know where you are. 

 

Tip #2 – Cut the lights.

When pulling up to suss, turn your music volume down and cut your headlights. You want to be discreet, popping in and out. Leaving your engine running, head lights blaring and music bumping outside the tin-house is bad etiquette.

 

Tip #3 – Try not to cross fade.

You know what they say – weed before beer, you are in the clear. Beer before grass, and you’ll be on your ass.

 

Tip #4 – Stay hydrated. 

Ice water + insulated water bottle = life. Thank me later. People that say drinking water is cheating will be the first to go in natural selection. 

 

Tip #5 – Please clean your bong regularly. 

Using the same water for a long period of time is a health risk. A bong is the perfect environment for mould and bacteria to grow. Deep clean your bong with boiled water and salt.

 

Tip #6 – You’re not dying, it’s okay.

Weed increases the heart rate so don’t worry, you’re not dying. Everything is okay, you’re just stoned. Try to ground yourself in a safe space. Don’t be afraid to tell your friends if you’re not feeling okay. If you have good friends, they will help you out. If they DGAF, get better friends…

 

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