Recipes

Manipulative Meals

These are a bunch of different meals you can make for your friends to manipulate them. Don’t have TOO much fun with these   LAZINESS LASAGNA If you notice one of your friends or family members acting lazier than usual, make them a lasagna. Not just any lasagna, though....

Pizza Baguettes Bitches

You fullas ever looked at those cheap baguettes in the weird cane bins at countdown and thought, “bro, I’m suddenly Italian as”.    Wait, baguettes aren’t Italian right? Bro I don’t even know anymore. But here’s a simple recipe to turn bread into pizza. And if you can’t use...

Kai 4 U – Issue 00

We get it, moving out of home means that it’s difficult to come up with new and fun meals that are hitting the macro recommendation of your friend studying health and nutrition. While we can’t help you with nutritional value, here’s some easy as fuck meals.   Fried Rice...

Slightly Stoned Chef – Issue 17

If you’ve had a ruff night, you might be tempted to grab a hot dog. But you’d be barking up the wrong tree, my friend. What you really need is the hot, cheesy, noodle-y goodness of some Noodle Poodles in your belly. As well as having a totes adorbs...

Slightly Stoned Chef – Issue 14

Ingredients   Eggs  S & P Bread Tortillas Cheese Butter or oil Other shit from your fridge   Recipe 1: Basic Omelette for Basic Bitches Method Start with a cold pan and add some butter or oil, let it heat to a midpoint. Don’t use the cooking spray that...

Slightly Stoned Chef – Issue 13

Does anyone else think that Shepherd’s Pie is a weird title for something containing lamb? Like isn’t the entire job description protecting sheep. How do you explain that to your boss?    “Did you look after the sheep?”  “Yeah except the one I minced and ate.”  This isn’t like...

Slightly Stoned Chef – Issue 12

It’s time to wake and bake. This week’s pancake recipe is super easy and can be enjoyed with maple syrup and bacon or last night’s root.   Ingredients: 1 cup self raising flour 2 Tbsp white sugar ½ tsp finely grated lemon zest (optional) 1 cup milk (or soy/rice...

Slightly Stoned Chef – Issue 10

Delicious gooey chocolate brownies can be enjoyed fresh out of the oven, with a dollop of cream or laced with marijuana. The opportunities are endless. For the sake of this week’s installment of Slightly Stoned Chef, these are the plain brownies you’d make after consuming the naughty ones first. ...

Slightly Stoned Chef – Issue 9

A baked potato recipe for the baked potato in your life (it’s you my g). Ingredients: 1 large potato 1 tablespoon of butter 3 tablespoons of shredded cheese 3 tablespoons of sour cream   Method (slightly stoned): Scrub the potato, and prick several times with the tines of a...

Slightly Stoned Chef – Issue 8

Slightly Stoned Chef makes its triumphant return to Nexus. Each week we will be giving you an easy to follow recipe for those times when you just need something quick and easy (Copyright College Hall). This won’t be the place for your Nan’s Crème Brûlée but if you need...

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