You were like the sun’s warmth after days of clouds and rain, like hot chocolate and warm socks on a freezing day, like a cold glass of water in the middle of the night, like soft rain noises just before bed, like varying textures of green in the wild,...
If people started referring to me as the Schemer, I wouldn’t not like it This one is called ‘Uber Eats is a SCAM, just eat grass’ Step one: Get a fuckload of grass and blend it into smoothies. Use water or milk or spit or anything to...
These are a bunch of different meals you can make for your friends to manipulate them. Don’t have TOO much fun with these LAZINESS LASAGNA If you notice one of your friends or family members acting lazier than usual, make them a lasagna. Not just any lasagna, though....
So, you want to build your own Urban myth? Well you little legends, you’ve come to the right place. The campus, in its eternal glory, is littered with false stories and horrendous lies and deceitful tales of woe. From the mysterious Lab Rats on campus, to the loch...
James liked cows, ceilings, and road works. One day he ate a train, and then he went down the tubes of the house into a brown balloon. The sewer was strange and green. It smelled like rainbows. He found a shovel and dug deeper. 100m further. He found an...
You fullas ever looked at those cheap baguettes in the weird cane bins at countdown and thought, “bro, I’m suddenly Italian as”. Wait, baguettes aren’t Italian right? Bro I don’t even know anymore. But here’s a simple recipe to turn bread into pizza. And if you can’t use...
I am writing poetry in a Burger King. Who is she? Edgy indie girl who struggles with spitting out her toothpaste Just kidding (maybe). Cute boy in Burger King, he has face tattoos. I like tattoos. Eye contact is made. Nice face. What do I look like to...
We get it, moving out of home means that it’s difficult to come up with new and fun meals that are hitting the macro recommendation of your friend studying health and nutrition. While we can’t help you with nutritional value, here’s some easy as fuck meals. Fried Rice...
E hine, e hine, kia tau te mauri e Kia rere, kia pūheke tō awa atua e He ao hou, tomokia, karangahia e Kua wāhine te kōtiro i te kōkōwai o Hineahuone Whakamana te īkura, kia whakahoki te mana ki a kore Wāiho te paru ki...
