Horoscopes – Issue 5
AQUARIUS JAN 20 – FEB 18 Your powers of conversation are effectively useless at the moment and your housemates...
Nexus Mag
Mullet of the Week – Issue 5
Mullet Of The Week Nexus: Hi! Do you want to run us through who you are and where you’re...
Couch Potato – Issue 5
HUNGOVER + HUNGRY Has being on lockdown put you in a state of permanent couch-bound relaxation? Or are the...
Leaving london
QUARANTINE DIARIES Friday 27th March – Until 12 days ago I lived in London and had no intention of...
Life as a Weak link
QUARANTINE DIARIES I’m built for disaster. I say that entirely from the safety of my first world existence, from...
Dadon Rowell
NEXUS CREATIVE SPACE I want my poems to hurt you cut your cheeks like a Sheffield razor make you...
Top 10: Activities For The Duration Of Your Isolation
TOP 10 10. Read books – Attempt to appear smart by reading while you simultaneously piss your degree away 9....
Can Blatant Racists Skim Read?
OVERSEAS CORRESPONDENT As a serious news organisation, we take our cues from Simon Dallow and TVNZ. They have a...
Why Smart People Fall for Shit Cunts…And Advice For Getting Out
SEX AND THE TRON Allow me to paint you the picture of my first love: Nissan Skyline. Unemployed. Backwards...