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Columns1 month ago

10 WORST ATHLETES/TEAMS OF 2025

10. THE WARRIORS Don’t listen to anyone who said this year was our year. Next year is definitely our year. 9. HARRISON BUTKER Last year, the Kansas place kicker spewed

Issue 24 / 581 month ago

10 BEST ATHLETES/TEAMS OF 2025

10. STEVEN ADAMS The grizzled veteran is now reaching an age where people not only appreciate the fact he is still doing it but are realising the greatness he always

Issue 24 / 582 months ago

10 WORST ALBUMS OF 2025

10. ALTER EGO (LISA) It’s hard to break out solo from such a big band, and Lisa certainly has the vocals for it. This album just isn’t the one. Rockstar

Columns2 months ago

10 BEST ALBUMS OF 2025

10. BEAUTIFUL CHAOS (KATSEYE) A catchy and energetic first album for a female girl group with endless talent. 9. RUBY(JENNIE) Jennie’s Ruby is more than a debut. Free from YG’s

issue 23 / 582 months ago

Shawn Gets His First Kickflip

Skater Shawn from Ohio (@punks.sticks_) battles gravity, concrete, and his legs, to land his first kickflip. He had this to share about the haunting process, “every fail made me try

issue 23 / 582 months ago

ASTROTURDS: The kiwi grifter’s desire to be a Yank

Recently, ACT party leader David Seymour half-earnestly plead to Parliament that they recognise the assassination of Charlie Kirk, a move which was blocked by The Greens and Te Pāti Māori.

Profiled

Columns1 month ago

10 WORST ATHLETES/TEAMS OF 2025

10. THE WARRIORS Don’t listen to anyone who said this year was our year. Next year is definitely our year. 9. HARRISON BUTKER Last year, the Kansas place kicker spewed

Columns1 month ago

10 BEST ATHLETES/TEAMS OF 2025

10. STEVEN ADAMS The grizzled veteran is now reaching an age where people not only appreciate the fact he is still doing it but are realising the greatness he always

Issue 24 / 582 months ago

10 WORST ALBUMS OF 2025

10. ALTER EGO (LISA) It’s hard to break out solo from such a big band, and Lisa certainly has the vocals for it. This album just isn’t the one. Rockstar

Columns2 months ago

10 BEST ALBUMS OF 2025

10. BEAUTIFUL CHAOS (KATSEYE) A catchy and energetic first album for a female girl group with endless talent. 9. RUBY(JENNIE) Jennie’s Ruby is more than a debut. Free from YG’s

News2 months ago

Shawn Gets His First Kickflip

Skater Shawn from Ohio (@punks.sticks_) battles gravity, concrete, and his legs, to land his first kickflip. He had this to share about the haunting process, “every fail made me try

issue 23 / 582 months ago

ASTROTURDS: The kiwi grifter’s desire to be a Yank

Recently, ACT party leader David Seymour half-earnestly plead to Parliament that they recognise the assassination of Charlie Kirk, a move which was blocked by The Greens and Te Pāti Māori.

Random Audit

Issue 24 / 581 month ago

10 WORST ATHLETES/TEAMS OF 2025

10. THE WARRIORS Don’t listen to anyone who said this year was our year. Next year is definitely our year. 9. HARRISON BUTKER Last year, the Kansas place kicker spewed

Columns1 month ago

10 BEST ATHLETES/TEAMS OF 2025

10. STEVEN ADAMS The grizzled veteran is now reaching an age where people not only appreciate the fact he is still doing it but are realising the greatness he always

Columns2 months ago

10 WORST ALBUMS OF 2025

10. ALTER EGO (LISA) It’s hard to break out solo from such a big band, and Lisa certainly has the vocals for it. This album just isn’t the one. Rockstar

Columns2 months ago

10 BEST ALBUMS OF 2025

10. BEAUTIFUL CHAOS (KATSEYE) A catchy and energetic first album for a female girl group with endless talent. 9. RUBY(JENNIE) Jennie’s Ruby is more than a debut. Free from YG’s

News2 months ago

Shawn Gets His First Kickflip

Skater Shawn from Ohio (@punks.sticks_) battles gravity, concrete, and his legs, to land his first kickflip. He had this to share about the haunting process, “every fail made me try

News2 months ago

ASTROTURDS: The kiwi grifter’s desire to be a Yank

Recently, ACT party leader David Seymour half-earnestly plead to Parliament that they recognise the assassination of Charlie Kirk, a move which was blocked by The Greens and Te Pāti Māori.

Recipes

Recipes2 years ago

Manipulative Meals

These are a bunch of different meals you can make for your friends to manipulate them. Don’t have TOO much fun with these   LAZINESS LASAGNA If you notice one

Recipes3 years ago

Pizza Baguettes Bitches

You fullas ever looked at those cheap baguettes in the weird cane bins at countdown and thought, “bro, I’m suddenly Italian as”.    Wait, baguettes aren’t Italian right? Bro I

Recipes3 years ago

Kai 4 U - Issue 00

We get it, moving out of home means that it’s difficult to come up with new and fun meals that are hitting the macro recommendation of your friend studying health

Recipes4 years ago

Slightly Stoned Chef - Issue 17

If you’ve had a ruff night, you might be tempted to grab a hot dog. But you’d be barking up the wrong tree, my friend. What you really need is

Recipes4 years ago

Slightly Stoned Chef - Issue 14

Ingredients   Eggs  S & P Bread Tortillas Cheese Butter or oil Other shit from your fridge   Recipe 1: Basic Omelette for Basic Bitches Method Start with a cold

Recipes4 years ago

Slightly Stoned Chef - Issue 13

Does anyone else think that Shepherd’s Pie is a weird title for something containing lamb? Like isn’t the entire job description protecting sheep. How do you explain that to your

Horoscopes

Issue 10/571 year ago

Horoscopes - 2/09

Aries This week, you’re rocking the “Neon Nostalgia” trend—bright and bold colours that scream “I was cool in the ‘80s and I’m back, baby!” Embrace your inner walking highlighter.   Taurus 

Horoscopes1 year ago

Horoscopes - 5/8

Aries: Say it. Say the word. Say the weird thing.  Taurus: This is not a sign. Please stop yearning for your ex situationship.  Gemini: Your habit of ghosting people out

Issue 8 / 571 year ago

Horoscopes - 22/7

Aries Just because you’re a fire sign doesn’t mean you have to burn all your bridges.   Taurus I have no beef with taurus, keep pushing sis.   Gemini Stop lying to

Issue 7 / 571 year ago

Horoscopes - 8/07

Aquarius Somebody out there loves you. So much. Tell your partner they’re pretty. Do it. Pussy.   Pisces You will wear socks… Then step in a puddle. This is devastating.

Horoscopes1 year ago

Horoscopes - 20/5

Aries Drink a cup of water. Remember, WATER, not an energy drink.  Taurus Happy Birth Month! Hope y’all grow taller.  Gemini Stop telling your girlfriend’s mom “I know where she

Issue 5 / 571 year ago

Horoscopes - 6/5

Horoscopes, from the friend that gives *questionable* advice edition Aries Whatever you’re umming and erring about- just do it for the plot.  Taurus Definitely text an ex. From someone who’s