What’s The Deal With Lizard People?

I’ve always been intrigued about the Lizard People Conspiracy. I mean, if there’s a chance that ghosts and aliens exist, then surely it’s not too wild that there’s a secret reptilian race plotting to overthrow our governments. And you know what? Props to the Lizards. Politics is hard.  HYPOTHETICALLY if

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Why I’m So Scared Of Making New Friends

Hopefully we can all bond over the relatability of having made shitty friends at one point in our lives. Of course, I’ll do my best to be polite towards new people, but on the whole, I will keep everyone at arm’s length until I KNOW that history won’t repeat itself.

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Reviews – 6/5

Too Sweet – Hozier 9/10 OKAY SO APPARENTLY HOZIER RELEASED “WORK SONG” 10 YEARS AGO???? In said song he says “‘Cause my baby’s sweet as can be. She gives me toothaches just from kissing me”. Right? Okay? Do we all agree? REMEMBER THIS FACT. Now, in his latest release “Too

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Entertainment – 25/3

Crush Of The Week Brakence This man is a Bi-Icon and Hyper-Pop Emo-Rap legend. Go check him out on Spotify. (I would gatekeep him, but he’s just SO GOOD!!) I highly recommend rosier/punk2 (if you want to hear a man genuinely apologise in the most heart-wrenching love ballad ever written),

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What NOT To Do After A Breakup – Memos My Ex Didn’t Get

If you’re going through a breakup, please accept my deepest condolences. I hope you have a wonderful support system that can lift you up and keep you safe. I completely understand that you must be heartbroken, devastated, *insert other adjectives to describe emotional pain here*. You probably consider your ex-partner

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