A WIGNAT WALKABOUT  

On August 31st, across Australia, something like fifty-two thousand pairs of feet, according to some estimates, come marching out onto the streets, toting the southern cross and their blue, whites and reds. (not to be confused with America’s patented Red, White and Blue) In Melbourne, people from all walks of

Read More »

Poems

“The Anonymous Collection” Girl so pretty she cut her face offBased on a true story of a 70s London punk rocker. People saw this girl they never knewAnd believed the fable of venus ever trueShe sat upon a table of heathens from every viewAnd prayed Aphrodite would birth her anew

Read More »

REST, RAJAB

Hind Rajab was five years old when she, after witnessing the killings of six of her family members, was herself murdered by members of the IDF on the 24th of January 2024. This – if anything – should have been the line; Hind’s story should have inspired some sort of

Read More »

Nexus Breaks The News – Issue 18 2025

HURL HURRELL TO HELL  Fonterra big boss – and I say big with zero exaggeration, look at the guy – Miles Hurrell made it clear that the cost of butter is not something he intends to do anything about… In long words, this means that Fonterra will continue to talk

Read More »

Editorial – Issue 17 2025

When Toby asked me if I’d like to write the editorial for a ‘newspaper’ theme, my first thought – and words – were ‘Yea, sure.’ And then once I’d left the office and was halfway down the motorway, I was thinking to myself…  What the fuck will that look like?

Read More »

The Department of Information 

Noah: A few mates making documentaries on things we’re interested in.  Noah: Louis and I met at uni. Gryffin’s my cousin.  Louis: We were all helping out at 95bFM and John Campbell came in one evening to give a talk. He told everyone off for only speaking with pundits, politicians

Read More »

Sports Centre – Issue 16

Top 5 Athletes with Criminal Pasts 5. CHRIS BENOIT Ruby really wanted me to put this guy on here, but she already wrote a whole thing about him, and the WWE is a fake sport anyways. 4. RUSSIAN OLYMPIANS4. RUSSIAN OLYMPIANS 4. RUSSIAN OLYMPIANS It would be hard to get

Read More »

STAR WAAAAHHHHS: What have the Geeks Become?

We can all picture a geek, no matter how inaccurate the caricature might be. The archetype has persisted, pimple faced and spectacled, through the public consciousness. But when you look outside… WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE GEEKS? We put out a question asking people if they consider themselves geeks, which

Read More »

The End of a Papacy

Pope Francis passed after suffering a cerebral stroke which carried him into a coma and subsequent cardiocirculatory collapse during the morning of Easter Monday, at the age of 88. Francis’ tenure as Pope was marked as the first individual from the Southern Hemisphere to take on the position, as well

Read More »