Aries: You cannot fix him, please, for the love of God, leave him alone.
Taurus: Your stubbornness is being mistaken for confidence, so keep going.
Gemini: You have three deadlines, four tabs open and absolutely no intention of addressing any of them.
Cancer: Someone misses you, but unfortunately they have the communication skills of a brick.
Leo: This week, the spotlight finds you — try not to immediately make it about yourself.
Virgo: You will spend 45 minutes organising your life instead of actually doing anything.
Libra: A difficult decision approaches, so naturally you’ll ask six people and ignore all their advice.
Scorpio: Your mysterious aura is working, mostly because you refuse to explain yourself.
Sagittarius: Say yes to something spontaneous this week, even if your bank account begs you not to.
Capricorn: You’re dangerously close to becoming the person who says “I love being busy.”
Aquarius: Nobody understands your latest idea, including you, but that has never stopped you before.
Pisces: Your delusion is reaching impressive new heights, but honestly, let them dream.
