Pisces

 

Emotions are running wild this week Pisces, but you know how to keep them in check. Splitting a bag.

Oscar Snub: Amsterdam

 

Cancer

 

So, what’s it like being the annoying friend who doesn’t know when it’s time to stop talking? Yeah that’s what I thought.

Oscar Snub: Hit the Road

 

Scorpio

 

Take a moment with me. In through the nose and out through the mouth. Look, that’s the longest you’ve gone without mentioning your small business. 

Oscar Snub: Hit the Road

 

Libra

 

Now’s the time to start planting your garden and sowing your roots. Or sewing your roots ripped up jocks. Whatever tickles your fancy e hoa. 

Oscar Snub: Pearl

 

Gemini

 

Fuck everyone around you. Figuratively and physically. Fuck them all bro. 

Oscar Snub: The Woman King

 

Aquarius

 

Uni has begun but you’re falling behind. It’s time to just pull your finger and get onto immersing yourself in the world of study. Or something like that. I don’t know bro.

Oscar Snub: Sissy

 

Virgo

 

You need to understand that people aren’t going to understand you. You’re underrated and you’re underappreciated in your life.

Oscar Snub: Nope

 

Capricorn

 

You know you’re that bitch. And you shouldn’t be afraid of change. Cap seasons ended but your year has just begun. Flourish my earth Queens and Kings

Oscar Snub: X

 

Taurus

 

You’re all about flying under the radar at the moment, making sure you’re safe to spread your wings. Your time is coming, prep accordingly (buy a douche).

Oscar Snub: Alice, Darling

 

Leo

 

Okay miss thing. I see your confidence but what I don’t see is you picking up a dish brush and cleaning those caked on pots and pans. Kōtiro ma.

Oscar Snub: See how they run

 

Sagittarius

 

Do you smell that? Is that your bad-ass attitude? Yes.

Oscar Snub: The Cathedral

 

Aries

 

I want to commend you on something this week, Aries. You’re here and that’s all we need to appreciate. Lots of love.

Oscar Snub: Till