The biggest shock to come from the Oscars last week, was the Pinocchio movie. How did the entire world manage to miss the release of this award-winning nightmare?
This is a reminder to change your sheets, again. And to have a good, hard think about whether you want to be the guy who only changes his sheets when a magazine says so.
Yeah the Chiefs! I’d say you should bet on them next week, because we’ve got a win in the bag this time. But that’s probably illegal of me to say, so don’t.
We’re heading into winter, and Hamilton is getting colder, and damper. This is literally a reclaimed swampland, what’d you expect?
If you were worried that 2021 was falling flat already – fear not: Licorice flavoured Toffee Pops are now available at the supermarket!
You’re cutting your assignments even closer to the deadlines these days – was that Elemeno P song written for you? “It’s 11:57 and I’m running out of time”.
There were reports of a “Pink Super Moon” last week. Exactly what it sounds like, unless it sounds like P!nk mooned someone, in which case, not what it sounds like.
Six60 just pulled off a sellout show at Eden Park. They’ve come a long way from the days of university, when Matiu left his dishes in the sink for a month (I assume).
If you’re looking for a sign to get back with your ex, this is absolutely not it. Don’t do it. You broke up for a reason, remember?
Does it really count as a mid-trimester break if the whole time you’re fending off remarks from your family like, “On holiday already? Do students ever even study?”
Jealous of the blood donors above? Mars is in your zone, so you too can do a selfless deed of your choosing. Just no adopting pets. You’re not as responsible as you think.
Jupiter is in your zone this month, which means if you meet the NZ Blood criteria, you should sign up to give blood! It saves lives and most importantly, you get free biscuits afterwards.
