Top Ten

Top 10 – Issue 16

New Zealand Foods 10. Anything from House. Easy on the wallet but you don’t look interesting by posting it on Instagram week in week out. 9. WSU’s free snags. Comfort in the trying times of university. 8. Mav’s. You broke out of quarantine to get the forbidden nectar. 7....

Top Ten – Issue 14

10 – Conrad Meier fish harvesterWill take you to where the BIG fish are.9 – Honda odysseyWill carry an entire army.8 – Cessna SkyhawkIt’ll take you from A to D, unfortunately you wanted to go to B.7 – 2008 Ford MondeoA solid first car, not too much mileage, a...

Top Ten – Issue 13

10. The Mature Student – Give it a rest champ, put that hand down, your arm must be tired. 9. Uber Eats Discounter – It’s only a one time coupon but I feel bad for turning you away. 8. Hillcrest Road Vaper – Mmmmmm I like the way you...

Top Ten – Issue 12

10. Sneaking in underage – Just wait your turn kid 9. Too steamed – Entry level. A familiar favourite.  8. Too old – There’s something a little bit sneaky about you wanting to get into the Outback grandad  7. Attempting to scrap a bouncer – Brave, yet foolish my...

Top Ten – Issue 10

Top 10 10. Rowing – Kidding  9. Netball – Silver ferns we’re looking strong  8. Lawn bowls- I don’t miss it but grandma needs to get out 🙁 7. Football- the feet kind, not the concussion kind  6. Sex – I have seen many flats with a “fresher tally”...

Top 10 – Issue 9

Top 10 people to replace Simon Bridges 10. Mike Hosking – lesh GO 9. Mark Richardson – he would hit Labour for six  8. Sir Peter Jackson – LOTR will then be taught in schools 7. Richie Mccaw – quite literally fit for the job  6. Sir John Key...

Top 10: Least Useful Items for the Apocalypse

Top 10 10. Tinder gold – The world is dark, there are no more freshers to seed on 🙁 9. A copy of Surf’s up – I hate to say it. 8. The current capitalist system – You’re poor? Cringe bro aha. 7. Pornhub premium – Long live the...

Top 10: Things I Can’t Wait to do Once Out of Isolation

10. Hunt for seats in a packed student centrealways gives me a bit of a thrill9. Actually set foot on campuskidding, that never happened anyway8. Go to the gym time is running out to get #shreddedforrhythm7. Go out to brunch with the girlsmy Instagram has been lackin’6. Hit the...

Top 10: Activities For The Duration Of Your Isolation

TOP 10 10. Read books – Attempt to appear smart by reading while you simultaneously piss your degree away 9. Train your dog – Having a mutt is good. Having a mutt that can sit is better 8. Put off your uni work – Just treat it like a holiday and live...

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