10. The Mature Student – Give it a rest champ, put that hand down, your arm must be tired.
9. Uber Eats Discounter – It’s only a one time coupon but I feel bad for turning you away.
8. Hillcrest Road Vaper – Mmmmmm I like the way you flavour my air.
7. Lanyard Fresher – Little wounders on a warpath.
6. Technologically Impaired Professor – For the love of all that is holy please work out how to use zoom.
5. Lake Fisherman – Yummy yummy carp.
4. Sausage Sizzle Cook – The people’s hero bringing joy to the joyless and lunch to the lunchless.
3. The Morning Horn – Turns up every morning dusty, contributes less than fuck all to the group assignment but has the most social skills.
2. Hot College Hall fresher – Self explanatory.
1. David Bennett handing out pens – Please David, just one more pen? I promise to vote for you.
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