Is the last referendum going to be definitive for the foreseeable future or should a government enact policy to decriminalise or legalise marijuana? LEFT The recent referendum at the 2020 elections showed that public opinion for legalising marijuana was split down the middle and while the referendum did...
Town VS Flat Parties This I think it’s about the fourth time I’ve written one of these, but I feel like I need to hammer it home once and for all and make these cretins understand that town is the true king of the sesh. Some of you...
In 1938, a year before the beginning of the second world war, two German scientists Otto Hahn and Fritz Strassman, accidentally discovered nuclear fission. Germany was big into its master race and genocide shit at that time and had the cunning plan to try and develop a weapon to...
It’s been known for a while that us humans are causing climate change, the increasing frequency of devastating extreme weather events and unprecedented rate of extinctions should have been a dead giveaway, so it’s pretty funny to think there are still climate change deniers out there. Unlike the lyrics...
Cows and sheep make heaps of fucking money. In 2019, they contributed $12.6 billion to New Zealand’s Gross Domestic Product (GDP). It’s no surprise that the motherfuckers contribute to under 40% of our greenhouse gas emissions for the same year. But it is a surprise that $12.6 billion is...
Who likes and who hates them? There’s always a clear divide when it comes to the controversial genre. For me, I find horror movies soothing. Now before you think I’m a serial killer, there’s a perfectly good reason. The increased heart rate causes momentary anxiety but the end of...
For just a moment imagine yourself as a child. Use that juicy, fat brain of yours to peel back time to when you were 10 years old. It’s 11:44pm on a Friday night and the house is calm and dark. Everyone is fast asleep dreaming of teenage vampires and...
After I wrote about the European Super League in my last column over a fortnight ago, I thought “yeah, no one is going to try something this dumb again.” I, alongside most other sport fans out there, had every reason to believe that everyone had learnt their lesson...
You would be forgiven for believing that having a Māori only space is ‘separatist’, especially since everyone’s not-favourite Aunty Judith Collins thinks that Māori schemes reek of segregation as she tries her best to have a Don Brash speech at Orewa moment. If I put it quite plainly though,...
Me oh my, there are a lot of dumb-cunts, yes boy. I find it deeply concerning that four, and a bit years ago, the United States ended up in the predicament it did. Of 300 million people, they ended up with two of the worst candidates to choose from...
