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Darts & Crafts – Issue 8

For most of us tinfoil hats are simply a part of a slutty astronaut costume or for wrapping weed. But for some, these hats are an invaluable accessory used to prevent the government from scanning their brainwaves and to protect them from mind-reading, red-powerade-drinking robots. For whatever purpose, we’ve...

Mortal Kombat – Issue 8

-5 -4 -3 -2 -1 0 1 2 3 4 5   To say Mortal Kombat exceeded my expectations would be true, but that is in part because they were exceedingly low to begin with. I did really enjoy this movie but I am wondering how much of that...

Bram Stoker’s Dracula – Issue 8

-5 -4 -3 -2 -1 0 1 2 3 4 5   Sometimes, and admittedly only sometimes, it is worth reading the classics. They just might surprise you. Contrary to many of the cinematic portrayals of this iconic novel, the book is actually quite beautiful. It weaves and wanders...

The Irregulars – Issue 8

-5 -4 -3 -2 -1 0 1 2 3 4 5   Welcome to a weird part of history, where the Author responsible for penning some of your childhood nightmares, was also an RAF Pilot turned Secret Agent.   In 1940, the British Government sent secret agents to carry...

Single Sentence Reviews – Issue 8

Six60 – Concert at Eden Park -5 -4 -3 -2 -1 0 1 2 3 4 5 Sometime recently, Six60 became New Zealand’s Nickelback but like the latter, who fucking cares about what the internet sheeple think? Their music is fun, Sir Dave Dobbyn rocks and saxophones are cool....

Horoscopes – Issue 8

AQUARIUS JAN 20 – FEB 18  The biggest shock to come from the Oscars last week, was the Pinocchio movie. How did the entire world manage to miss the release of this award-winning nightmare? PISCES FEB 19 – MAR 20  This is a reminder to change your sheets, again....

How I Met Your Mother – Issue 8

-5 -4 -3 -2 -1 0 1 2 3 4 5   With the announcement of “How I Met Your Father”, a sequel to the beloved sitcom “How I Met Your Mother”, I thought it would be a good time to binge all nine seasons. However, let’s be honest,...

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier – Issue 8

-5 -4 -3 -2 -1 0 1 2 3 4 5 Caitlin Walters-Freke After the success of WandaVision, there was even more pressure on The Falcon and the Winter Soldier to be just as good, if not better. Luckily, it succeeded.    In a departure from the usual “buddy...

Blind Date – Issue 8

She Said:    It was Tuesday. I had just got home and to put it bluntly, I was shitting myself. I decided to partake in a couple of alcoholic antics (one goon & a few games of beer pong) to ease my nerves. After doing a couple of role-play...

Smokers vs Vapists – Issue 5

Like the Montagues and Capulets, the Jets and the Sharks, or College Hall and Student Village, there has long been a war of attrition between smokers and those who vape. To the uninitiated, they can often be confused as one social grouping but to those who know, there are...

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