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Dream song – Sharkboy and Lavagirl

 

Taylor Lautner has a grip on all of our throats and we need to respect his wishes when he tells us it’s time to sleep. He says close your eyes, close your fucking eyes. The entire movie is a fucking vibe but it’s weird and it could very well be a coverup for some great conspiracy. Open your eyes, but only when Taylor says you can. 

 

Tiptoe – Tiny Tim 

 

If any song was going to make you want to gouge your eyes with a fork, it’s this bad boy. Recognizable from tiktok for most, Insidious put this banger into my head and into my nightmares for years to follow. His voice in all it’s high pitch just fucking hurts. I love it. 

 

Psycho Killer – Talking Heads

 

I’m a talking heads fan, and I consume their music like crazy but nothing competes with the vibes that Psycho Killer produces. Just vibes on vibes and you can’t help but froth the overtones. Whatever they may be. Just listen to this and start your deepdive, trust me. VIbes.

 

pov :you’re lonely 🙁 weird /sad playlist 

 

Hehe, these youtube playlists in all their slowed-down reverb goodness, are just the soundtrack to most sad teens’ lives. The rain is back with winter, and so are your depressing vibes, so combat that by listening to a 50 minute slowed down playlist and feel those feelings. Fuck I’m about to crawl into bed and play these through my corded apple headphones, like a true emo.

 

Yonkers – Tyler the Creator

 

If you haven’t caught the weird vibes I’m throwing down with this playlist, Tyler the Creator is sure to have you in the loop with me asap. He said it was a song the Devil plays before bed, and motherfucker wasn’t lying. I love weird shit as much as the next one, and Yonkers just hits you hard. Stylistically different but aesthetically the same. Leshgo. 

 

Literally anything by Rob Zombie

I rest my case.

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