The house party is the staple food of the Hamiltonian student. Unfortunately that food is an appetiser, which sets the scene for the main course, town. Like most appetisers it has the potential to be a little underwhelming and not compliment the main course as it’s supposed to. So, in
David Bennett sighting A local student spotted a wild David Bennett in the wee hours of the morning in the Village Green last Thursday. “I was just walking along and minding my own business on my way back to College Hall when I heard this whisper. This voice in the
SPIRITS Beer, why would you drink it when you could just consume a loaf of bread? Think about it, both contain yeast, water, and grains as ingredients, if you consume too much beer you can’t drive yourself home, but smash back a loaf of bread and you’re still able to
There are three little words with the potential to make or break the vibe if said while in a compromising position. Not “I love you”, but “Are you close?” Perhaps you might have heard of the orgasm gap (correction: everyone has heard of the orgasm gap). A lot of women
by Luka Love He sits at his desk surrounded by the tempered steel and esoteric lights of the factory and blinks his mechanical blink. At home with the machines that follow a kind of logic that can not be applied to warm blooded creatures. His brethren here make sense to
10. The Mature Student – Give it a rest champ, put that hand down, your arm must be tired. 9. Uber Eats Discounter – It’s only a one time coupon but I feel bad for turning you away. 8. Hillcrest Road Vaper – Mmmmmm I like the way you flavour
AQUARIUS JAN 20 – FEB 18Move fast or that sneaky beezy from last semester will nab your favourite spot in the lecture hall. If they do, just sit immediately behind them and drop tiny pieces of paper in their hair. Actually don’t do that. You should be nicer to people.PISCES
They say three’s a charm so we thought we sent three couples off to night of comedy, free booze, free fries and the chance of finding their soul-mate, or just something to keep them warm for that night, which ever way you swing it. With Guy William’s comedic talent in
Henry This interview was conducted in the spectator’s section of the NZ Shearing Competition in Te Kuiti New Zealand. Henry was standing in a flock of girls telling stories of his time getting down and dirty in sheep pens all over New Zealand. Nexus: Would you quickly introduce yourself? Where
It’s definitely an interesting time to be alive, even if you take away the virus. The eye opening protests in the United States have left the global community astonished. There have been worldwide cries for huge social reform, particularly in the way in which nations police their populations. The Black