TOP 10
10. Youβve already started skipping lectures – If youβre gonna drop out at the end of the trimester then why go?
9. Finding yourself rocking up to the piss shop on a Tuesday – Once again, if youβre gonna drop out then you might as well enjoy yourself right?
8. Youβve started writing for Nexus – Youβve probably realised youβd be a useless cunt with a finance degree but can write, to some degree.
7. Youβve started a shitposting page – So youβre wagging all your classes, but youβre looking for an even bigger waste of time. Say no more.
6. βTop 10 paying jobs that donβt require a degreeβ is in your search history.
5. Youβre enrolled at Otago University – Be honest, youβre only there to kill the few brain cells that made you make that decision
4. Youβre spending your time in lectures online shopping or playing Runescape – just go home, youβre wasting your time
3. Youβve bought a set of decks – Youβre just going to start wagging class to get good on them before next weekends hisser
2. If youβve gotten yourself a girlfriend within the first week – you just wonβt be good for it after that
1. If your degree has the word βartsβ written on it somewhere – Good luck, I hear this will only make you qualified enough to become a highschool caretaker