I peaked early and wrote a sex playlist ages ago, so here’s a list of songs you definitely DON’T want to put on to get freaky.
- I Miss You – Blink-182
Don’t get me wrong, this is a great song, but Tom DeLonge’s opening whine WHEEREE ARE YOUUU AND I’M SO SORRRRYY is enough to turn me off for all of eternity. Pack it up, MySpace.
- *Sobs Quietly* – Mom Jeans.
This is the song equivalent of a 30-year-old man crying alone in his mum’s basement. Good tune, don’t bring it up when boning.
- Paradise By the Dashboard Light – Meatloaf
Let’s face it, at 8 minutes and 28 seconds long, this song lasts longer than most of you can.
- Axel F – Crazy Frog
This is the stuff of nightmares.
- I’ll Make Love To You – Boyz II Men
It’s just too self-aware.
- Don’t Forget Your Roots – Six60
Is this a song about remembering where you came from or remembering all of your one night stands?
- Bleed It Out – Linkin Park
Too fast paced, you’ll never keep up with the 140 BPM.
- Stop, Drop and Roll – Mareko, Deceptikonz
The number one rule of this song is that you must stop, drop and roll when they say, this doesn’t equate into the bedroom.
- One Week – Barenaked Ladies
You know what they say, you have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin’.
- Flashlight – Jessie J
Sounds dangerously like fleshlight.
