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Lockdown Week 1

Lockdown tunes to vibe and stress out to.
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Love Lockdown – Kanye West
Aunty Cindy will tell you this lockdown is for love, but it ain’t for the love of Auckland.

Time After Time – Cyndi Lauper
This one goes out to Daddy Bloomfield, in every uncertain moment of anxiety, Bloomy is there. If you’re lost you can look and you will find him, time after time. 1pm after 1pm.

Burning Down The House – Talking Heads
When your flatmate leaves the empty toilet roll on the holder for the 4th time this week and you’re about ready to commit arson.

I Think We’re Alone Now – Green Day
Trying to discreetly bone during lockdown can be a bit of a nightmare – Green Day’s version of the Tiffany classic highlights this angst

Kool Aid & Frozen Pizza – Mac Miller
AKA what my diet consists of after everyone went on a panic shop.

Monday Morning – Fleetwood Mac
Everyday is the same.

lonely – Machine Gun Kelly
Special shoutout to those live alone <3

(You Drive Me) Crazy – Britney Spears
If you’re the cunt who posted the comment on the first press conference, “So I can’t go to work because someone in Auckland has a cold?” this is for you, motherfucker.

Push – The Cure
Please don’t, I’m already on the edge.

Lockdown – Anderson .Paak
BLM protests in 2020? Absolutely. Anti-lockdown protests in Auckland? FUCK RIGHT OFF.

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