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I heard, from my flatmate… – Issue 10

McDonald’s reveals Ice Spice will be replacing Ronald Mcdonald in 2023.
They also announced she would be releasing a happy meal called ‘The Munch’.

“What do you mean you’ve never seen a Kiwi? Aren’t they everywhere?”
Nope, just on our coins, bud.

Johnny Sins is set to play pilot in Air New Zealand’s next safety video
He was voted New Zealand’s favourite pilot and offered the honour of residency, which he took, stating, ‘I can be anyone you want me to be.’

New Zealand is named as the capital for ‘Short Kings.’
They are everywhere; there’s no denying it.

Tumblr is resurfacing, set to overtake Instagram and Facebook this year.
Everyone who was alive in 2014 is subsequently freaking out.

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