AQUARIUS JAN 20 - FEB 18
Tomorrow is never promised and neither is your punctuality. Make a goal to turn up to one of your zoom classes on time. Make your mum and dad proud.
PISCES FEB 19 - MAR 20
Now is the time more than ever you should lay off the H Block pokie machines. Level 4 is only a matter of time. Save it for the toilet roll hoarding and sanitizer stashing.
ARIES MAR 21 - APR 19
It’s the last week before teaching recess, get those assignments out of the way to earn yourself a two week holiday. You’re worth it.
TAURUS APR 20 - MAY 20
Don’t be afraid to walk into the week with a new mindset ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. This includes that alarm clock.
GEMINI MAY 21 - JUN 20
Here we go again, a time of uncertainty. Take advantage of this and live your daily routines to fullest even if that means skipping to the toilet for leg day.
CANCER JUN 21 - JUL 22
Keyword this week is minimalism - clear out all that unnecessary clutter, physically and mentally, and start the week on a fresh slate. That or be a prime candidate for Waikat' flats.
LEO JUL 23 - AUG 22
You need to let go of all those conspiracy theories you have brewing in your pot. This is not attractive at all. Stay woke.
VIRGO AUG 23 - SEP 22
The reality of COVID is setting in and it has you a little unsettled. Don’t be afraid to reach out. You are not alone. We are all in this together. Don’t give up.
LIBRA SEP 23 - OCT 22
If you're waiting for a sign, this is it. Take the bull by the horns and step out of your comfort zone. Splurge a little and thrash that Afterpay - you’re worth it.
SCORPIO OCT 23 - NOV 21
Now is the time to lap that Tinder app up before the country moves up through the alert levels. That or a trip to Peaches and Cream. 🤷🏽‍♀️
SAGITTARIUS NOV 22 - DEC 21
Assignments, readings, and tests. Your timetable is full this week so prepare yourself the right way - the night before its due. 👀
CAPRICORN DEC 22 - JAN 19
If Clarke Gayford can get away with it, I mean why not?