Nothing is worse than being a woman in her early twenties, except for venturing into the world of heterosexual dating. If you’re a straight or bi-sexual woman with a preference for men, I’m praying for you, because men your own age most likely have not fully developed a frontal lobe. Never settle for less ladies… This is your personal guide to dating in the 21st Century.
- Remember you are the prize – pussy makes the world go around.
Stop letting these bare minimum ass boys hit. I’m serious. Pussy is like currency, you can’t just give it out to any random person walking along the street. If he’s behaving like he deserves it, give it up. But if you’re begging him to hang out with you, if he’s not putting in effort with you, if he’s never planned to go on a date with you – drop him like he’s hot sis. There are so many other men out there who would basically go to the ends of the earth for a crumb of pussy.
- Even though this phrase is problematic and somewhat toxic, take it with a grain of salt – if he wanted to, he would sis.
Girl, I have been there. We all have. If he wanted to message you and ask you how your day was, he would. If he wanted to come over to your place and hang out, he would. If he really likes you, he would do something to show it. Trust me, the one thing you can guarantee is that men are relentless. If he’s not chasing you and showing you how he feels, I’m sorry but he doesn’t like you. #DROPHIM
- Don’t chase. Attract. What is meant for you will always find you.
Think about it like this. The love of your life could be right in front of your eyes, but you’re too busy chasing after some little boy who just wants to get his dick wet. Stop wasting time with fuckboys, they are blocking you from you finding the love of your life. Once you take the trash out of your life, it leaves space for the right person to come in and sweep you off your feet.
- Focus on yourself, Queen.
I know it’s hard, but you have to detach yourself from male validation. Do you actually like him? Or do you like the fact that he validates you? He’s not as cool as you think, it’s all you girl.
- If he invites you over to his house for a first date, rob him.
Did I fucking stutter?
