Horoscopes – Issue 10 2026
Aries: The LGBTQ dating pool might be almost completely dead, but don’t give into becoming straight just because it’s easier, being queer is way cooler. Taurus: I would like to lie to you, but unfortunately everyone can tell you were homeschooled. I’m sorry. It never wears off. Gemini: Being a photographer is not a feasible career. You knew this when you took art in high school, and that marketing […]
Dancing On The Wall: A Review
Alternative pop trio, Muna, has made a comeback after 4 years off with their fourth studio album release Dancing On The Wall. After success with their self-titled album, Muna has redefined their sound with an alternative dance pop, 13 track record. Produced entirely by band member Naomi McPherson – this album encompasses crying in the club and is truly perfect for wallowing […]
Recipe: The Hangxiety Cure, aka. gruel
Playlist: Whatever depresses you extensively. I like Strangers by Ethel Cain, Motion Picture Soundtrack by Radiohead, and D>E>A>T>H>M>E>T>A>L by Panchiko, but anything goes. You will need: Instructions:
Horoscopes – Issue 9 2026
Aries: Money is coming your way, idk how, but it is, I swear. Taurus: Stop worrying about all the why’s in the world. Who caressss, most of the time the answer is right in front of you. Gemini: It’s time to step out into the world. Scream from the roof tops. Cancer: It’s about damn time you heal from all the shit bothering you, because it happened years ago. Let go. Leo: Don’t worry, yearning season is finally here. There’s someone […]
Random Audit: DESIGN141
Something that I never enjoyed in high school was design. The process of going over something over and over again until you eventually circle back to the original idea anyway was unbelievably painful to me, and so I have vehemently avoided it at university. However, it did seem like a great idea for a random audit when […]
The #1 Album for SSRI users- The Great Divide Review
Noah Kahan’s new album The Great Divide has hit the top of the charts in 9 different countries, and it’s easy to see why. Kahan’s fourth studio album combines the folk atmosphere of previous albums with themes exploring what it means to leave behind the relationships and experiences you once knew, and the internal controversy that comes with it. In a somewhat […]
Soundcheck – Issue 8 2026
Stepping up from four letter words After a lot of suspense, June 12th 2026 is set to be the date for the release of Olivia Rodrigo’s third studio album, ‘you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love’. In the past, she’s been known for titling her previous albums with four letters and no more; Sour (2021), and Guts (2023). […]
Burger Tacos
This recipe is a personal favourite, it’s super easy if you’re lazy and doesn’t suck shit like most of the other despair meals that have been in this magazine. Ingredients are pretty simple, its cheap (kinda) and you can throw it into the mix every once in a while so the people around you don’t worry about the person you have become Ingredients Method Pretty hard to […]
Random Audit: COMPX101 Introduction to Programming
Whilst I was under the impression that afternoon lectures started at ten past the hour, when I walked into L.G.01 at eight minutes past twelve, the class was already a few slides deep into what looked like colourful alien language. Those guys just seem to be really keen on learning their programming, and it was very clear […]
SCIENTISTS ARE VANISHING AND ITS ALL THE GOVERNMENTS FAULT *NOT CLICKBATE*
There are two ways to read the story of the missing and dead American scientists. The first is the official version: a series of unrelated tragedies involving researchers working in high-level fields like aerospace, nuclear science, and defence. The second – far more entertaining – is that something deeply suspicious is going on, and the U.S. […]