White Mum Charcuterie board:

  • Feeling rich? This is the recipe for you. Not much of a dinner, but makes a great lunch meal. 
  • Playlist: Any and all white lady music. Fleetwood Mac is a great option, but honestly whatever connects with you is the right choice. 

Ingredients: 

  • Camembert cheese 
  • Doritos 
  • Jatz crackers 
  • Salsa 
  • Sour cream and chives Snackachangi chips 
  • Sour cream and chives country dip 
  • Any variety of layered dip 
  • The most mid wine you can purchase. Wither Hills chardonnay is a good choice. 

Method: 

  • Put all of your dips into small, ugly bowls. 
  • Arrange the chips and crackers into a minimally artistic arrangement on a wooden chopping board  
  • Pour a glass of your wine 
  • Sit out on the deck and drink the wine and listen to bad mum music. 
  • Enjoy