If you thought I was gone, think again…Your favourite columnist is back yet again so we can all talk about our favourite topic, a.k.a. SEX. If you’re a newbie to Nexus, nau mai! This column is for you, the middle-aged man reading covertly in the library corner; for you,...
A Game of Two Halves Let’s not fuck about here, COVID happened. What started out as a year with huge potential turned out to be an absolute catastrophe for everything. It started out promising, Liverpool were set for a huge victory in the Premier League, Sam Cane was named...
Heartbreak hurts like a mother fucker. Sometimes you see it coming, other times it sneaks up on you like a Prius. Whether you were the rejector or the rejectee; whether it ended in good faith or bad faith; whether it was a five-year relationship or whether it was a...
Mele – Bachelors of Education, Majoring in Human Development Nexus: Do you think it will be easy to get a job once you graduate? Mele: Depends I guess, yes and no. If I wasn’t working at the moment, probably a no, but for me personally yes because the job...
Online dating gets a bad rep. I think almost anybody would agree that it’s preferable to meet your partner in person, the old-fashioned way, like perhaps by having your parents set you up in exchange for the family goat. But beggars can’t be fucking choosers. I mean, in an...
One way or another, porn is a touchy subject. Its ideological battleground runs the gambit from people who equate porn with rape, seeing it the two as theoretical and practical sides of the same coin; to self-identified feminist pornstars, who insist that their career is empowering. It’s just as...
These are the brutally honest and personal thoughts I have as a first-time voter. It’s timely that my first-time vote just so happens to be during the most soap-opera-like election New Zealand has ever seen. From Ashley Bloomfield memes to National’s many candidates who have been and gone. But...
Shiv – Bachelor of Laws Enrolled to vote? Yep. Who are you voting for? Labour, I think the Prime Minister is doing a pretty good job of it, I want it to keep on going. I’m not a fan of the National leader that’s running as well. She looks like...
For Mullets Mullet. Let it sink in. Doesn’t it just make the hairs on your neck stand up? In a really aroused way? Some countries have national birds or national anthems, but New Zealand has a national haircut. You’ll hear from the everyday social observer that mullets are coming...
Editorial As the 21st season takes it toll on my liver and education (and therefore, the rest of my life), I’m reminded on why we have a 21st. It marks the beginning of the end. One minute you’re staring down the shaft of a yard-long glass of piss, bursting...
