The Airport Dad Pose
I’m sure you all have some knowledge about how airport security checks around the globe changed and intensified in the early 2000s following the September 11 attacks on the United States, but have you ever thought about the changes made to the actual aeroplanes? Well, if you don’t, you’re in luck! My dad worked as […]
Wrinkles are The Best and I’ll Pop your Botox if you Disagree
Lowkey violent title, but I’m trying to work on having more opinions in life. Or just expressing them more despite counterarguments. And being confident in my opinions. And my driver’s licence. Anyway, wrinkles are dope as shit. I hate how so many products want me to stop getting them. You know the kids who use […]
What’s On My Celebrity Bingo Card?
Kylie Jenner being pregnant again! Feel like her and Mr Chalamet have been a bit too under the radar recently! Lana Del Rey and Quavo confirmed dating! I mean, there were enough hints in the ‘Tough’ music video… maybe it wasn’t just acting! Brooke Schofield and Glen Powell also confirmed to be dating. I fear […]
Jack of All Trades, Master of None
Yes, I treat my elective courses as a hobby generator. And yes, I’ve acquired skills in areas ranging from media production to psychology, and even to anthropology. But do I remember most of them? No, I don’t. However, it was fun regardless. Many people become stressed about school until they realize their hobby has turned […]
I Became a Corporate Baddie, So You Don’t Have To
Believe it or not, I took on a big girl corporate ass job at the beginning of this year! As a former slave to hospitality, my biggest motivation to get an office job was the ability to sit down 8 hours a day, help myself to coffee, and have breaks without feeling a sense of […]
Yearning for Bridgerton: A Modern-Day Obsession
I just finished Season 3 of Bridgerton, and I HAVE NOTES. From now on, I will only be accepting scandalous gossip if it is delivered to me via eloquent whispers. I also require a ballgown, a fan, and a leisurely-paced promenade with a moody Viscount. Welcome to the world of Bridgerton addiction—a condition where one […]
I Tried Tabs Chocolate So You Don’t Have To
In 2022, Tabs Sex Chocolate burst onto the scene, capturing the hearts and palates of TikTok users everywhere with its tantalising promise of enhancing intimacy. The buzz was impossible to ignore, and curiosity got the best of me. Finally available for delivery in New Zealand. I decided to find out for myself. First Impressions From […]
Please, Please, Please?
In the realm of modern romance, the demise of chivalry and the ascent of our standards have become a topic as complex as deciphering IKEA instructions or trying to guess one’s choice of milk. Of course, though not exclusively, it is mostly highlighted through heterosexual relationships, with the stereotype of male disappointment being far too […]
Why I’m So Scared Of Making New Friends
Hopefully we can all bond over the relatability of having made shitty friends at one point in our lives. Of course, I’ll do my best to be polite towards new people, but on the whole, I will keep everyone at arm’s length until I KNOW that history won’t repeat itself. Anyway, these are all the […]
5 Steps to Getting a Hot Girlfriend When You’re a Mid, Short King (From Personal Experience)
Navigating the realm of dating can be a daunting journey, especially when you don’t fit the conventional mould of tall, dark, and handsome. But fear not, fellow short kings, for love knows no height restrictions. Drawing from personal experience, here are five tried-and-true steps to help you land that hot girlfriend and defy societal expectations. […]