AQUARIUS JAN 20 – FEB 18 It sucks that your birthday has just gone right before everybody started back and it’s too late to shower you in affections for your special day. But you should definitely try anyway, milk it for all it is worth PISCES FEB 19 –...
Dark sexy beans float we both do In this sensual dance of morning routine and acceptable addiction Give me an intervention so we can talk about it over coffee ‘Na I can actually taste the difference. Like GSK just has this undeniable smoothness that I think you’re maybe...
Kia ora and welcome back to Waikato, my old university! Last year was a tough one, and as we head into 2021, I want to start by saying thanks. This month, unlike many students overseas, you’re able to return to campus, take part in O-week events, and study together...
So you’re finally becoming independent, huh? It’s been a good run! But let’s face it, whether you’ve come from your olds or straight from the halls, you’ve had it pretty sweet so far. Moving into your own whare is the next step in the ladder of adulthood, right...
As an upper-middle-class white man my views are normally over-represented in this debate but before you lose interest and move on to snapped or a puzzle page, let me tell you how my generation ruined your life and what you can do to fix it Depending on which Wikipedia...
Home Ownership. It’s always been the Kiwi Dream, and most New Zealanders want to own their own home, usually a half-acre section, with a decent lawn to mow and somewhere for a vegetable garden. But lately it’s become just that – a dream. And a dream that’s slipping further...
Undeclared Property Damage Many years ago, before the inundation of Hogan Street with shitty apartments, some young men were engaging in some classic daytime beverages. A rark up ensued, and a young woman peaked far too early. The time was 11 am. The boys took her home to sleep...
I have spent more than a few years acting like a child in Hamilton East. As a result of my time being the most average flatmate to date, not sliced-bread brilliant, nor pissing in the wind awful, I am uniquely qualified to convey some do’s and don’ts about flatting....
What does it mean to you to be elected as the WSU President for a second year? That’s a funny question because I have been elected president, but there was no one who ran against me last year. Ohh I didn’t know that. Election is a...
