It’s 2025, and you guessed it: the apocalypse is finally here. Here are some tips and tricks to help you keep the love alive while the dead are walking.
Choose Your Character
Not to be rude or anything, but do you really want to love someone who’s chances of survival are slim to none? You gotta go for the smart, brave and skilled babe, or else you’ll find your partner thinking you’re some kind of meal… and not the fun kind.
First Aid Kit
Obviously, you’re gonna need medical supplies; zombies aren’t your only threat. But anyways, remember to keep your supply of condoms up. Maybe even a plan b could be helpful…the last thing you need is a child.
The Vibez
You gotta get to know the person. Who they were before is actually very important. Were they a complete nerd? Did they like Maccas? If they just so happen to be a pathological liar… sorry.
Consent Is Sexy
The world might be a shithole, but that doesn’t mean you need to match the vibe. Set boundaries, respect those of others, and always ask if what you’re doing is okay (you should be doing this now anyways). Trust me, your partner will love it.
Date Night?
You can’t exactly have a picnic in a park or go to some fancy restaurant, but how does slaying the undead together sound? Just don’t get too cocky.
“Just Have Sex”
My mate thought I should share this one. I mean yolo, amiright?
