The first sesh is getting ever closer, and we thought we’d help you decide on which drink should be the first to grace your taste buds after a long hiatus of partying.
10. Effen blood orange – cheap poser drinks that make you look like you’re a rich white boy from the North Shore
9. Sol – the original Mexican beer, absolutely shits on Corona in taste and price
8. Grey Goose Vodka – if you’re looking to wipe the memory disk clean with no budget, here’s your pick
7. Diesel 7% – the catalyst of high octane fueled piss sinking, look no further than a slab if you’re looking to do some damage
6. Speights – we’ve got to include Speights, wonderful drop
5. Pals – before lock down, I was nicking these at parties because they’re absolutely delicious
4. Waikato Draught – the drop of our region, it would only be right
3. Long White ‘reshblo’ – they’re now known as reshblos for good reason, vorteke leshgo aha
2. William Maverick – first sesh will be weird, and Billy Mavs are your one way ticket to
1. Corona – they’re shit and overpriced but we may as well celebrate appropriately
There you go, the team at Nexus is always happy to help you make the best choices in alcoholic beverages.