Top 10 people to replace Simon Bridges
10. Mike Hosking – lesh GO
9. Mark Richardson – he would hit Labour for six
8. Sir Peter Jackson – LOTR will then be taught in schools
7. Richie Mccaw – quite literally fit for the job
6. Sir John Key – just want John back :β(
5. Christopher Luxon – former Air NZ CEO, pretty good man for the job I say
4. Judith Collins – mmm Crusher Collins, sheβd be good for it
3. Paula Bennett – yep, sheβs as sharp as a stick
2. Neil fucking Wagner – imagine him just bowling bouncers at Cindy all day
1. SBW – The man will probably do anything now that heβs washed up
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