I peaked early and wrote a sex playlist ages ago, so here’s a list of songs you definitely DON’T want to put on to get freaky. 

 

  1. I Miss You – Blink-182

Don’t get me wrong, this is a great song, but Tom DeLonge’s opening whine WHEEREE ARE YOUUU AND I’M SO SORRRRYY is enough to turn me off for all of eternity. Pack it up, MySpace. 

 

  1. *Sobs Quietly* – Mom Jeans.

This is the song equivalent of a 30-year-old man crying alone in his mum’s basement. Good tune, don’t bring it up when boning. 

 

  1. Paradise By the Dashboard Light – Meatloaf

Let’s face it, at 8 minutes and 28 seconds long, this song lasts longer than most of you can.

 

  1. Axel F – Crazy Frog

This is the stuff of nightmares. 

 

  1. I’ll Make Love To You – Boyz II Men

It’s just too self-aware. 

 

  1. Don’t Forget Your Roots – Six60

Is this a song about remembering where you came from or remembering all of your one night stands?

 

  1. Bleed It Out – Linkin Park

Too fast paced, you’ll never keep up with the 140 BPM.

 

  1. Stop, Drop and Roll – Mareko, Deceptikonz

The number one rule of this song is that you must stop, drop and roll when they say, this doesn’t equate into the bedroom.  

 

  1. One Week – Barenaked Ladies 

You know what they say, you have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin’.

 

  1. Flashlight – Jessie J

Sounds dangerously like fleshlight.