Aries

Just because you’re a fire sign doesn’t mean you have to burn all your bridges.  

Taurus

I have no beef with taurus, keep pushing sis.  

Gemini

Stop lying to the hot girl in your dms that you can play an instrument.  

Cancer

Because who needs a therapist when you can over analyse every single emotion yourself? 

Leo

Didn’t your parents teach you “Treat others the way you want to be treated”? 

Virgo

Stop being so hard on yourself- no one cares about your ig story time. 

Libra

Why make a decision when you can spend hours weighing the pros and cons?” 

Scorpio

Why hold a grudge for a day when you can hold it for a lifetime? 

Sagittarius

Boldly going where no one asked them to go. 

Capricorn

Just because your birthday is close to Christmas doesn’t mean you’re Jesus.  

Aquarius

If you keep cutting off people when they make small mistakes, you’ll never find love.  

Pisces

You give off “cries while mad.”