Horoscopes
Leilani Goodall

Horoscopes – 2/09

Aries This week, you’re rocking the “Neon Nostalgia” trend—bright and bold colours that scream “I was cool in the ‘80s and I’m back, baby!” Embrace your inner walking highlighter.   Taurus  Your fashion micro trend is “Cozy Couture.” Think soft sweaters and plush fabrics that make you feel like you’re wrapped

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Steve Huynh

Horoscopes – 5/8

Aries: Say it. Say the word. Say the weird thing.  Taurus: This is not a sign. Please stop yearning for your ex situationship.  Gemini: Your habit of ghosting people out of boredom needs to be tested for a case study. Just don’t do that.   Cancer: You are seeking balance in

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Hawira Ranginui

Horoscopes – 22/7

Aries Just because you’re a fire sign doesn’t mean you have to burn all your bridges.   Taurus I have no beef with taurus, keep pushing sis.   Gemini Stop lying to the hot girl in your dms that you can play an instrument.   Cancer Because who needs a therapist when you

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Lucy Hurley

Horoscopes – 8/07

Aquarius Somebody out there loves you. So much. Tell your partner they’re pretty. Do it. Pussy.   Pisces You will wear socks… Then step in a puddle. This is devastating. Oh well.  Aries Being “blunt” isn’t a personality trait. It’s kinda mean x (Love from – Everybody Around You)  Taurus

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Steve Huynh

Horoscopes – 20/5

Aries Drink a cup of water. Remember, WATER, not an energy drink.  Taurus Happy Birth Month! Hope y’all grow taller.  Gemini Stop telling your girlfriend’s mom “I know where she got her beauty from”. It’s not funny. It screams mommy issues. Cancer How’s that partner of yours doing? Are they

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Leilani Goodall

Horoscopes – 6/5

Horoscopes, from the friend that gives *questionable* advice edition Aries Whatever you’re umming and erring about- just do it for the plot.  Taurus Definitely text an ex. From someone who’s dated far too many of you cold lovers, a little comeback would help our egos.  Gemini I really feel like

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Hawira Ranginui

Horoscopes – 8/4

Horoscopes, Toxic Editon lol Aries: “They’re like a firecracker – loud, flashy, and gone before you know it.”    Taurus: “Stubborn as a bull, and about as subtle as one too.” Gemini: “Two-faced? Try twelve-faced.” Cancer: “Mood swings that make the weather jealous.” Leo: “King of the jungle… and the drama.”

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Steve Huynh

Horoscopes – 25/3

Aries Don’t play with people’s hearts or it will play you. Your actions have consequences.  Taurus Get some sleep. You have pleased a lot of people, it’s time to rest.  Gemini I’m sorry people said you’re mean. You are but that’s okay <3 Live your truth Queen.  Cancer Appreciation for

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Tehana De Klerk

Horoscopes – 11/3

Aries You’ve started the semester off really well, but you have your first assignment coming up and you’re pretty nervous. Yo, breathe. It’ll be fine.  Taurus You’re regretting taking a philosophy paper because it’s not as easy as you thought it would be (we’ve all been there). Trust the process. 

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Tehana De Klerk

Horoscopes – 26/2

Aries The stars are aligning for you, and they have a message. This is what they are saying: “a golden opportunity is coming your way… share to claim”.  Taurus There are whispers of a decision coming that you will be forced to make. Remember to not take this too lightly;

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