Aries This week, you’re rocking the “Neon Nostalgia” trend—bright and bold colours that scream “I was cool in the ‘80s and I’m back, baby!” Embrace your inner walking highlighter. Taurus
Aries This week, you’re rocking the “Neon Nostalgia” trend—bright and bold colours that scream “I was cool in the ‘80s and I’m back, baby!” Embrace your inner walking highlighter. Taurus
Aries: Say it. Say the word. Say the weird thing. Taurus: This is not a sign. Please stop yearning for your ex situationship. Gemini: Your habit of ghosting people out of boredom
AriesJust because you’re a fire sign doesn’t mean you have to burn all your bridges. TaurusI have no beef with taurus, keep pushing sis. GeminiStop lying to the hot girl in your
AquariusSomebody out there loves you. So much. Tell your partner they’re pretty. Do it. Pussy. PiscesYou will wear socks… Then step in a puddle. This is devastating. Oh well. AriesBeing “blunt”
Aries Drink a cup of water. Remember, WATER, not an energy drink. Taurus Happy Birth Month! Hope y’all grow taller. Gemini Stop telling your girlfriend’s mom “I know where she
Horoscopes, from the friend that gives *questionable* advice edition Aries Whatever you’re umming and erring about- just do it for the plot. Taurus Definitely text an ex. From someone who’s
Horoscopes, Toxic Editon lol Aries:“They’re like a firecracker – loud, flashy, and gone before you know it.” Taurus:“Stubborn as a bull, and about as subtle as one too.”Gemini:“Two-faced? Try twelve-faced.”Cancer:“Mood swings
AriesDon’t play with people’s hearts or it will play you. Your actions have consequences. TaurusGet some sleep. You have pleased a lot of people, it’s time to rest. GeminiI’m sorry people said
AriesYou’ve started the semester off really well, but you have your first assignment coming up and you’re pretty nervous. Yo, breathe. It’ll be fine. TaurusYou’re regretting taking a philosophy paper because
AriesThe stars are aligning for you, and they have a message. This is what they are saying: “a golden opportunity is coming your way… share to claim”. TaurusThere are whispers of