Horoscopes

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Issue 10/571 year ago

Aries This week, you’re rocking the “Neon Nostalgia” trend—bright and bold colours that scream “I was cool in the ‘80s and I’m back, baby!” Embrace your inner walking highlighter.   Taurus 

issue 9/571 year ago

Aries: Say it. Say the word. Say the weird thing. Taurus: This is not a sign. Please stop yearning for your ex situationship. Gemini: Your habit of ghosting people out of boredom

Issue 8 / 571 year ago

AriesJust because you’re a fire sign doesn’t mean you have to burn all your bridges.  TaurusI have no beef with taurus, keep pushing sis.  GeminiStop lying to the hot girl in your

Issue 7 / 571 year ago

AquariusSomebody out there loves you. So much. Tell your partner they’re pretty. Do it. Pussy.  PiscesYou will wear socks… Then step in a puddle. This is devastating. Oh well. AriesBeing “blunt”

Horoscopes1 year ago

Aries Drink a cup of water. Remember, WATER, not an energy drink.  Taurus Happy Birth Month! Hope y’all grow taller.  Gemini Stop telling your girlfriend’s mom “I know where she

Issue 5 / 571 year ago

Horoscopes, from the friend that gives *questionable* advice edition Aries Whatever you’re umming and erring about- just do it for the plot.  Taurus Definitely text an ex. From someone who’s

Issue 4 / 571 year ago

Horoscopes, Toxic Editon lol Aries:“They’re like a firecracker – loud, flashy, and gone before you know it.”   Taurus:“Stubborn as a bull, and about as subtle as one too.”Gemini:“Two-faced? Try twelve-faced.”Cancer:“Mood swings

Issue 3 / 571 year ago

AriesDon’t play with people’s hearts or it will play you. Your actions have consequences. TaurusGet some sleep. You have pleased a lot of people, it’s time to rest. GeminiI’m sorry people said

Horoscopes1 year ago

AriesYou’ve started the semester off really well, but you have your first assignment coming up and you’re pretty nervous. Yo, breathe. It’ll be fine. TaurusYou’re regretting taking a philosophy paper because

Issue 1 / 571 year ago

AriesThe stars are aligning for you, and they have a message. This is what they are saying: “a golden opportunity is coming your way… share to claim”. TaurusThere are whispers of