Top Ten

TOP 10 10. You’ve already started skipping lectures – If you’re gonna drop out at the end of the trimester then why go? 9. Finding yourself rocking up to the piss shop on a Tuesday – Once again, if you’re gonna drop out then you might as well enjoy yourself right?...

TOP 10 10. Behave sensibly In the Halls of life someone still needs to be Orchard Park 9. Jump through a fold-out table Because why would wrestling lie to you? 8. Literally anything except burn a couch They do it in Dunedin because they are godless heathens who just discovered fire but...